Dirty job but someone's got to mind the forest...sort of.
they should lure the foreigners with the food, use the used condoms as slingshots and they would sling the shit at the foreigners, and if they lose them, they will track them by their footprints.
They'd never use foreign objects, though.
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Shit and food both decompose, what're they complaining about?
Not fast enough for them.
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