He'll probably die of high blood pressure before the spots get to him.
Also, isn't spilling salt bad luck?
Carl already has a shitton of bad luck, it wouldn't make a difference.
I heard they make an ointment for that... >_>
I tried to get it but they were out of stock.
Carl should make a joke, where he switches the salt out for sugar, and for some reason, dave would like it. :P
Thanks for the mental image.
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