A photograph from Photo Regis's Valley of a Thousand Cousins.
"He said that it was a great place to keep away from his sisters:
'They don't like it here because the clocks move faster for them. This was the biggest clock I could find, and the ticking is loud. It's a great place to smoke and drink coffee. My sisters don't smoke or drink, they say it makes the ticks faster.'
"I don't know what any of that means. Other than that, Adam seems fairly level headed. He's maybe my most normal relative I've met so far." - Regis