JACK:
I am sitting in the club.
I feel it’s not hot enough
Until you walk in and it’s like
OH MY GOD
Then again I don’t believe in God
I believe in you and that’s the truth
I wanna get close to you...
And get all up inside your space
DEAN:
Whoa there! What are you doing?
You don’t even know this woman.
She’s a fine young thing
She don’t need grooming
She’s a human being
She’s got a brain
And remembers everything you say
Which reminds me, hi, sorry to talk about you
Anyway Jack we’ve got things to do…
JACK:
Women?
DEAN:
No that’s what I’m trying to say
Let’s let this out to the right extent
BOTH:
This guy wants you but only with your consent
CHORUS
DEAN:
If you’ve got the time to make those kinda moves
Then make it right, what have you got to lose?
JACK:
Lay things down, clear and stable
This ain’t no game, this ain’t no fable
DEAN:
This is a story about two individuals
Communications grew, there became a sort of ritual
One of them decided to change their mind…
JACK:
And just to clarify that’s completely fine!
DEAN:
‘Cause no means no.
JACK:
Yes.
DEAN:
No.
JACK:
Yes.
DEAN:
No.
JACK:
Yes, I get it now…
BOTH:
It works only with your consent!
CHORUS
JACK
Dean, I’ve woken in a pool of sweat.
A cautionary tale that I won’t forgot.
It’s blown my mind, this moral’s tight
DEAN
Now’s the time to set things right
Turn a new page from this sexist rage
JACK
It just shouldn’t happen in this day and age
DEAN
So next time I see a girl, I’ll be true
JACK
And if I’m feeling brave, I might try a guy too.
DEAN
What?
JACK
Nevermind. I feel like I’ve learned something
DEAN
Oh yeah. You wanna go apply what you’ve learned?
JACK
Not really. Not tonight, can’t be bothered.
DEAN
What do you wanna do then?
JACK
Just wanna have some fun. I got us a guitar solo!
DEAN
Oh really, how much?
JACK
£12!
:)
