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Teacher's Pet


Here's the usual stuff that happens to me...

"Well, this is a cute drawing... I'll turn it into a Cathouse Banner. I'll care about the design later."

"Hey... I've got a better idea... Why I don't turn this into some kind of Flash gadget?... Mmm..."

"There! I could do a small hentai quiz... with maths an' geography questions an' all that stuff. I can do that. I should try."

"Hey, this would need a storyline... I know! You're a student who stays at the school after class and see this girl who is in some sort of detention. She's taking an exam, but, as the teacher can't see you, you can give'er the answers! So you'd be rewarded accordingly to the result, and the teacher could be hot, too, that way there could be different endings an' all! Whoa, I'd have to make a lot of drawings now..."

"Goddamit, these transparencies are a real chore when exporting! And it's only the beginning..."

"Awww, screw that. Dunno what to do with this now."

Well... maybe I should try it again?

Hmmm... I don't know if animated GIFs are permitted... Will it move or not?

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Frest art

I am loving the fresh art style you have here and the dark background seems to accent it very well too with some amazing style if art very beautiful use of color as for any improvement I don't think you need any but maybe some frames or borders

As suggested some frames or borders


This was fairly good of its kind. I think the only reason it has such a high rating is becase it persuades to our perverted side in some way. This is how most of us are, so you are appealing to a large fanbase. I actually liked how this wasn't as pornographic as some of the other stuff you have made. I think the best thing here is how well the curves are drawn. The curves on the butt are easily the best, but they all fit together quite well.

There probably could have been a background, but it's still very nice the way it is. I also like how the parts of the skirt are nicely spread out. It gives you the sense of a design similar to a windmill or something. A little gif is always good and yes, I am fairly certain they are allowed. It certainly wouldn't be enough for a full flash submission.

I don't like titling reviews.

The only reason I'm writing a review for this piece is because I think most of your responses are witty.

Overall, I like it. I'm glad that this one has feet -- I don't much care for the dagger nubs you have at the end of most of your girls' legs. The only complaint I have is the three fingers. I have a prominent aversion to physical deformities and her hand does not appeal to me at all. Which is a shame, because hands can be beautiful things.

BizarroJoe responds:

Sorry for taking so much time in answering...
Nah, she doesn't have just three fingers... It's just that the thumb is under her chin. Originally it sticked out of the hand, but when I did that gesture, I realised I put the thumb under my chin and, therefore, I deleted it. Mmm... I should have drawn the fingers differently to make it look less confusing... Live and learn!
Million thanks for the comment! So long!

Let me sing you a song.

I want to ride my... bicycle! Bi-cycle! I want to ride my bi-CYCLE I want to ride my biiiiiike. I want to ride my bi-CYCLE I want to ride it where I like...

NOW. Replace "bi-cycle" with "bishoujo". ;)

BizarroJoe responds:

NOTE: shanzerion923 has just sent me a PM stating that this review is misplaced!
This one should be in "Vroom vroom".
But, maaaan, how did you managed to get so confused? Was it because of the pigtails? I'm sure it was because of that.
Anyways, don't worry much about it, and thank you very much for caring!
So long!


I had a girlfriend that was just like this when I was in high school... She was cute naughty and loyal. I should have kept her!!! Ive been following your work for years now and I still cant get enough!!!

BizarroJoe responds:

She was like this one... And you let her go?!?
Weeell, after all, I think we all have a long historial of missed opportunities during the student periods... But at least we keep the fond memories.
Heey, it's nice to see you again around here, bro'! Thank you, and 'till next time!

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4.24 / 5.00

Jul 4, 2009
12:42 PM EDT
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376 x 563 px
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