I remember it was last year, while in my job as DVD-store clerk.
One evening, one of my companions, said: "Not many people right now, so it's time for some coffee. Do you fancy a cup?"
Being still new, I couldn't lose a chance to get on well with my mates, so I answered yes.
She smiled and said: "Which do you like? Latte, moccha, machiatto..."
"Black." I replied, "Black coffee."
"Coming in a minute! Keep the fort safe while I'm going to the cafe to fetch them."
Each time I got the chance, I still drink a cup of black coffee for the good times.

Yes, this is a fanart.

P.S: The youth who discovered the presence of these microscopic beings that lend coffee its flavour claims to work as an octopus for the jewish media. Why such an ethnic group are in need of those cephalopoda remains as an utter mystery to me...