"Attention citizens of Gothic City. The reports of my death were a gross exaggeration of facts. So much so that I've been forced to submit a complaint to the Gothic City Tribune 20 minutes ago....... in the form of a about... oh let's say, five crates of TNT on a timer. Now, I've been so scatter-brained lately that I can't recall what the timer was set t..... (distant explosion)...... ah.......... woopsy. Ah well, who can keep track of things in this fast modern society anyway. HAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!!!"