We have evolved past the standard Pepsi, and bear witness to a far greater being in both strength and taste.
All bow down to the Pep-Sirâ„¢.
Bepis of the Thousand Bubbles, Survivor of the Cola Wars, Heirophant of the Classic.
A beverage from the before times. Undrank by the giants of the realm and left to quench himself on the lowly plains, he wanders the land. He is favoured by younger souls, but attracts pests and is not allowed on the good furniture.
For the Pepsi Collab.
May you all keep strong and sugary.
We have evolved past the standard Pepsi, and bear witness to a far greater being in both strength and taste.
All bow down to the Pep-Sirâ„¢.
AHHH, The tarnished bless the Bepis
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