Jim jam jimbo
"Hello everone and this is my latest invention the Badman Buttplug!" jimmy said "Let me juts tape it down to this table and everything will be ok!"
He tape the buttplug down to the taple. It was very big, shaped like a dragon ddick and hahahahahaha oh god. He rubed the dildo like how his dad hugh liked his rubbed while he regaled him about the time spent as an officer in the schutzstaffel.
"Hello jimmy" carl said as he entered the room. "I am of very tired so I will be of taking the seat now."
Jimmys seat was broaken so he sat on the table instead and the Badman Buttplug went right up his fat arse.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOT THERE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
"Oh shit son you're a fucking faggot" jimmy said.
Jimmy took a metal bar and beat carl's face in.
SLAY THE GAY
So I guess he stayed 4 feet tall and never changed his clothes... Lol Would've liked to see him taller (resembling his parents) and in something a bit more classy. A lab coat or a vest w/ slack perhaps. Good effort nonetheless.
I decided to keep him short because it was funny to me but that description also sounds like it could be cool, I'd like to see someone do that.
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