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You're on your knees, licking the shoes of a Denny's waitress.
Why can't these whores wear sandals for a change? But the bigger question is, how are you going to keep track of all the shoes you've licked? You would pee on them, but you have a shy bladder. Also, you don't want to give women the impression you're some kind of pervert. Why not mark your territory with one of these fine Tankmen stickers?
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