Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Follow the lives of these wild teens as they do crazy things!
Follow Jim and his friends on a series of crazy adventures! Just don't bother Jim while he's enjoying his reefer!
You're on your knees, licking the shoes of a Denny's waitress.
Why can't these whores wear sandals for a change? But the bigger question is, how are you going to keep track of all the shoes you've licked? You would pee on them, but you have a shy bladder. Also, you don't want to give women the impression you're some kind of pervert. Why not mark your territory with one of these fine Tankmen stickers?
Price break-down: 1-10 @ 75¢ ea. | 11-50 @ 60¢ ea. | 51+ @ 50¢ ea.