Zomborgs are on the loose and killing people!
Crazy comedy sketches featuring your favorite video game characters!
Al Pigioni bestows his wisdom upon those who seek it.
You're on your knees, licking the shoes of a Denny's waitress.
Why can't these whores wear sandals for a change? But the bigger question is, how are you going to keep track of all the shoes you've licked? You would pee on them, but you have a shy bladder. Also, you don't want to give women the impression you're some kind of pervert. Why not mark your territory with one of these fine Tankmen stickers?
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