Remember that time Pazzo showed you where to find the skull of former Press Your Luck host Peter Tomarkin? That was pretty nice of him, but how are you ever going to thank him? Sure, handmade gifts are best, but do you really think he needs another one those doilies you made from the skin of former Seaquest star Jonathan Brandis? How about an orange Castle Crashers figurine instead? He'll love the display case, the display stand, the assorted weapons, and the ability to pose the figurine in all sorts of action-packed stances. He'll love it so much he won't even think about going to the police and showing them where to dig to find the bodies. And isn't that what's really important?
Figurine ©2007 The Behemoth, all rights reserved. | Made in China by animal orbs. | Assembled and packaged in the USA - "Git r done." | Warning: Ages 7+. Seriously kids, watch Hellraiser if you want to see what happens if you play with toys you're not supposed to. | Choking Hazard: Small Parts. Also, don't try to eat the actual action figure itself. You could probably put it into a lubricated condom and try to swallow that, but it's not a good idea. | Not for children under 3 years. Unless your children enjoy eating plastic. If they're able to eat a lot of plastic, be sure to notify the Guinness Book of World Records.