It's 3 a.m. You're on your sixth (or is it your seventh?) margarita and you've been arguing for over an hour with some idiot who insists that Corey Feldman is sexier than Corey Haim. Suddenly, things get out of hand. He flips over a table, punches a barmaid, and challenges you to a dance-off. Now, when the stakes are this high, you're going to have to bring your "A" game, and that means wearing something a little nicer than your faded Dokken "Tooth and Nail World Tour 1984" T-shirt and that pair of Jordache jeans you shamefully stole from your mom's dresser all those years ago. So, why not a classy Newgrounds Logo shirt? Sophisticated, comfortable, and perfect for battle dancing.