It's the International Moron Patrol!
In the poopshoot!
It's Arfenhouse, the movie!!!1
Is there anything sexier than an 45-year-old man dressed in a girl scout uniform rubbing copious amounts of eggnog all over his body on stage during a performance of "[You Can Still] Rock in America" by Dawn Patrol, Wabash's premier Night Ranger cover band, at the Indiana State Fair?
No there really isn't, but this shirt comes close.