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What would happen if robots went back in time to ancient Greece?
We don't actually act like this but it's funny to watch.
Is there anything sexier than an 45-year-old man dressed in a girl scout uniform rubbing copious amounts of eggnog all over his body on stage during a performance of "[You Can Still] Rock in America" by Dawn Patrol, Wabash's premier Night Ranger cover band, at the Indiana State Fair?
No there really isn't, but this shirt comes close.