John, the world's only city morgue night watchman with a superhero for a right arm!
The series features the author, Rocky Pinnicle, fighting Kermit the Frog.
Joe Zombie is on the loose and he's killing and eating everyone in site!
Is there anything sexier than an 45-year-old man dressed in a girl scout uniform rubbing copious amounts of eggnog all over his body on stage during a performance of "[You Can Still] Rock in America" by Dawn Patrol, Wabash's premier Night Ranger cover band, at the Indiana State Fair?
No there really isn't, but this shirt comes close.