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Is there anything sexier than an 45-year-old man dressed in a girl scout uniform rubbing copious amounts of eggnog all over his body on stage during a performance of "[You Can Still] Rock in America" by Dawn Patrol, Wabash's premier Night Ranger cover band, at the Indiana State Fair?

No there really isn't, but this shirt comes close.

Print Method (?): Screen-print | Brand (?): Hanes | Fit (?): Adult Beefy® T
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Item Total $20.00