Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
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Wear this shirt and you'll instantly become a real live, walkin', talkin' Meat Boy.
Or Meat Girl, actually.
Who is Meat Boy? Meat Boy is the star of his very own game, where you play as a boy without skin whose girlfriend is made of bandages. She gets kidnapped by a fetus wearing a tuxedo, a top hat and a monocle. It's out now for Xbox Live Arcade and coming to Nintendo WiiWare soon!
(Back to the "Meat Girl" comment, though, I bet girls don't have enough balls to wear this shirt. That's right, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
(Small white Newgrounds logo on the back below the neck. For Anvil brand shirt sizing, compare to Hanes Beefy® T.)