Have you ever had to throw a dead squid against the walls of your bedroom? Sure, we all have. But most posters don't stand up very well to that kind of treatment, which is why you have so many ruined High School Musical posters in your trash can.
However, this Madness poster is made of thin cardboard and is slightly taller than a normal poster, which means it can take a lot of abuse, just like Hank. In fact, if you rip this poster in half, the Auditor can put it back together for you.* Why settle for a wimpy poster that will disintegrate at the first drop of squid juice? Buy a Madness poster instead.
*Note: This is not true.