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You may be a 45-year-old man with a beer gut and a bald spot, but that hasn't stopped you from wanting to be a fly girl on In Living Color. But that show was cancelled years ago and the Wayans family is much too busy to revive it. But don't let that stop you. Put on those leopard-print hot pants and day-glo sports bra and live the dream.
But wait! You can't be a flygirl without a DJ. In Living Color's DJ SW1 (née Shaun Wayans) is not going to come to your trailer to lay down some beats. Why not buy a green Castle Crashers figurine? His display stand and posablity mean that he's ready to get the party started. He even comes equipped with a sword, a mace, an axe, and a fish in case the Corn Boss shows up and threatens to derail the aforementioned party, not to mention a plastic display case. Does Sean Wayans come with a plastic display case? He does not. So, you don't really have an excuse for not buying this.
Figurine ©2007 The Behemoth, all rights reserved. | Made in China by animal orbs. | Assembled and packaged in the USA - "Git r done." | Warning: Ages 7+. Seriously kids, watch Hellraiser if you want to see what happens if you play with toys you're not supposed to. | Choking Hazard: Small Parts. Also, don't try to eat the actual action figure itself. You could probably put it into a lubricated condom and try to swallow that, but it's not a good idea. | Not for children under 3 years. Unless your children enjoy eating plastic. If they're able to eat a lot of plastic, be sure to notify the Guinness Book of World Records.