You ring the doorbell. Who gets a doorbell that plays the theme to "The Munsters"? Weird. The door opens. A housewife looks quizzically at you. You probably should have put on some pants, as your leopard print thong is looking a little tired these days.
"Trick or treat! Smell my feet!"
But she's not paying attention. Instead she's fixated on the rag doll in your hands.
"Is... is that a Dad 'n' Me plush toy?" she asks.
"Why yes. Yes it is. One of only a hundred ever made."
"How fascinating!" Amazing, she's not even distracted by your chainsaw.
"Indeed. Not only is it an adorable, fun toy hand crafted by Nathan Kuruna from a character by Dan Paladin, but the proceeds go towards a good cause."
"A Newgrounds cause? I hope so. I'm always looking for ways to help Newgrounds," she asks, giddy with excitement.
"All proceeds go towards helping fund Nathan's documentary about Newgrounds and online entertainment, Everything, By Everyone. And when you order your individually-numbered plush, you even get a letter of thanks," you reply, idly caressing your purring chainsaw.
"Wow! That's great! I tried buying Alpacas and not only did I not get a thank you note, the alpacas ate my husband. I'm going to order one right now!" She skips away gleefully to her computer, leaving you alone with a giant bowl of full-sized Charleston Chews. Watch for those razor blades.
You heard right! Only 100 numbered units in existence. Get yours now!
Does not contain real beans. Chainsaw not included. Mask is sold out!