You know, it stands to reason that some people in comas are faking it. But you can't just go around body slamming people in comas. Society thinks that's "wrong". But bring a Castle Crashers barbarian figurine with you to the hospital and those fakers will be up and at 'em, asking to play with it. Then you can punch them in the face for wasting everyone's time.
Figurine ©2007 The Behemoth, all rights reserved. | Made in China by animal orbs. | Assembled and packaged in the USA - "Git r done." | Warning: Ages 7+. Seriously kids, watch Hellraiser if you want to see what happens if you play with toys you're not supposed to. | Choking Hazard: Small Parts. Also, don't try to eat the actual action figure itself. You could probably put it into a lubricated condom and try to swallow that, but it's not a good idea. | Not for children under 3 years. Unless your children enjoy eating plastic. If they're able to eat a lot of plastic, be sure to notify the Guinness Book of World Records.