Beebo is a cat with facial hair that smokes!
Al Pigioni bestows his wisdom upon those who seek it.
Saving your school from gun-toting goth kids is just the tip of this iceburg!
Going to prison sucks, but what sucks even more is those sloppy, unprofessional tattoos.
Whether you're joining the Traveling Vice Lords, the Mandingo Warriors, or the Nazi Low Riders, you shouldn't have to suffer the indignity of getting your ink done by some crackhead using sharpened guitar string and melted-down checker pieces. So why not just put a sticker on yourself instead?
This Angry Faic sticker can be affixed to any part of your body and contains 100 percent less Hepatitis C than a standard prison tattoo.
Price break-down: 1-10 @ 75¢ ea. | 11-50 @ 60¢ ea. | 51+ @ 50¢ ea.