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You many not know this, but Jesus Christ delivered all his sermons while wearing a T-shirt that read "It's not a Bald Spot, It's a Solar Panel for a Sex Machine". The Romans found out about this and nailed Him to a piece of wood, because that was a really stupid shirt. Or course, if he'd been wearing this shirt, he'd still be alive today.

So, unless you hate Jesus, buy this.

Print Method (?): Screen-print | Brand (?): Hanes | Fit (?): Adult Beefy® T
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