Score: 4
"Good idea... but..."
date: November 19, 2004
Being pimp myself, i noticed a few flaws in this interesting piece of flash.
1) Purple isnt necessisarliy a pimp's color. Any bright color or unusual print is acceptable. For example: Lime green 3 piece suit with leopard fur on the lapels of the jacket.
2) Bling is ABSOLUTELY necessisary. You have adorned one of the pimps in this flash with a tasetefully large gold cross, but yet none on the main pimp in this flash. Gold teeth are included in the bling section, and should not have its own step.
3) Walk like a 70's disco man? Nah man, the pimp walk involves a limp, and one arm movement should be different from the other, for example, the left arm swings across the body while the right swings parallel.
4) Getting a cane is an important step, but not one made of wood from an old lady, i know its a joke, but im just letting you know.
5) Driving an expensive car... very very important, but that only comes after you get the hoes and start making some payola, not before.
to be continued seeing i have run out of room...