Okay, after my movie Work It got turd of the week and I began reading reviews, most all of the negative ones had a similarity in the public profiles.
-Damn near all of them were males within the age ranges of 13 and 16.
-Damn near all of them had Eminem listed under their favorite musical artist.
-And wouldn't you know it... most of these guys didn't have a single submission into newgrounds.
This made me want to make a movie dedicated just for these very special reviewers. It is my portrayal of some of these people pretending they are someone they truly aren't over the internet.
In the movie, the "main character" is going to sit in front of the computer and red lines are going to shoot out of him. No, this is not blood... it's his imagination bringing him INTO the internet. When inside, we see who he wishes he was. I also gave him a computerized voice for two reasons. One, I got lazy... and two, it makes sense considering he is in the internet. Anyways... here it is.
I do realize I am stereotyping here. I am *not* saying EVERY 13-16 year old male who likes eminem is a moron... Just pointing out a few similarities that I came across. I don't intend any one person to be offended by this entry. It is meant to be a very broad review. But... if you take a large ammount of offense to this, maybe it's for a reason?