You are a catapult in search of the meaning of your existence. You fall in love with a water cooler on the 40th floor of Trompsoul Technical Services Corporation. Then it's ass whoopin' time. The story writes itself!!
Keep in mind... from the tacky music to the rediculous premise and neverending gameplay... this whole project was a joke of sorts. I never expected it to do this well! Thanks for puttin me on the page!