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Eulogy For 'No More Stick Movies'

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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

12-03-00 – 05-09-11

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BarnasBarnas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Q/WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS

A/ Pure class. I agree that there is too much shit flash at the moment


PositiveEnergyPositiveEnergy

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Yeah

Just keep eating those sticks man! Really good job.


RosexenaRosexena

Rated 5 / 5 stars

....

I agree with you no more stick movies!!!!!


xvllvxxvllvx

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

.

Yet another "don't make bad movies" Movie...but very nicely animated, funny music, and It was funny, I laughed, ha ha ha lol.


ShrapnelShrapnel

Rated 3 / 5 stars

He ate the stick man! Call the police!

The audio was pretty good in this entry.
The entry also needs a replay button. At first I gripped a bit because it was too short but the clip was long enough for the author to make his point.


SirkowskiSirkowski

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?

Excellent ^_^ i love it when he shakes his head.


Saikyo-KiSaikyo-Ki

Rated 4 / 5 stars

::claps::

beautiful!!! nearly brought a tear to my eye...


RheteRhete

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice

Funny but short. The "What the hell is this?" was great


jrsmythjrsmyth

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Stick figures are high in protein.

I liked the techno music in the gray box thingee.


WedgeECWedgeEC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

THAT WAS IT!!!!

I MADE THE ONE CALLED STICK MOVIES SUCK AND EVERYONE GAVE ME A X BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TALENT AND ALL THEY CAN DRAW IS STICK FIGURES THAT ARENT EVEN FUNNY.


digdugdigdug

Rated 2 / 5 stars

leave the stick alone

stick is just a learning phase i hope. people who start on stick shoul try to do better things with more practice.


LetterALetterA

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Hey!

I agree with Dug, Sticks are for people still learning flash, give them a break! And the music was cool!!!


laracroft1800laracroft1800

Rated 0 / 5 stars

WHAT IS THIS???????

RUBBISH THIS IS POINTLESS I DIDNT GET IT WHAT WAS THE POINT BOREDOM OR NOT THRERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR POOOR CARTOONS


xtremebaseballxtremebaseball

Rated 0 / 5 stars

The suckiest piece of crap...

This is the shittiest movie I have ever laid eyes upon! I get the point, but..not funny..at ALL!


Eddie82Eddie82

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hehe

Funny, but stupid. Gotta say, it gets your point across. Not horrible, but also not good.


RTflashRTflash

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i s

nice...
i swear thats homer simpsons voice? yeh?


BaldGuyWithaHatBaldGuyWithaHat

Rated 1 / 5 stars

:-)

Who are you to criticize(sp?) sticks?


ArngrimArngrim

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Waste of bandwidth

Who's talking about talentless entries, now? Jesus, this was by far the worst portal entry I've ever seen. Not only was the sound terrible, but with your art skills, maybe you should take up stick figures.


Imp-beastImp-beast

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

so true so very true

i agree
'what the hell IS this
i so hate stick movies
why do people make them?
to spite us?


Lord-DestroyerLord-Destroyer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hee hee hee

Hearing "What the hell is this?!" made me laugh.

Good job, man.


Tony-the-TigerTony-the-Tiger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaha

That was funny


HellishFiendHellishFiend

Rated 4 / 5 stars

short but sweet

heh that ought to do a great job of conveying its point. awesome work


PriKedELiKPriKedELiK

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ha ha

i love stick figs, but this is funny


VampireDaveGrohlVampireDaveGrohl

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Cool, even to stick lovers (perv)

Even, if like myself, you love the typical stick figure newgrounds flash, this cannot help but raise a laugh. Go see the fat man if you disagree!


kamikazepilotkamikazepilot

Rated 4 / 5 stars

im a perv

hilarious damnitt
i laughed my fuckin ass off


l33t-haxorl33t-haxor

Rated 4 / 5 stars

funny

funnyZ!


CompdudeCompdude

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, ho ho ho!

THIS is the best quick-laugh on the Portal. It's short, sweet, and damn hilarious. A perfectly-executed strike against the horrors of stick-dom. Bravo!


cloudstrife-22cloudstrife-22

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is a very funny short against stick people.

You did a good job of telling people that you hate stick people and that you should try other things......I like that.


ArenothArenoth

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Odd

Interesting that there are so many people that hate the stick cartoons, they hate so many of them that they sometimes don't see there there some good ones out there. In fact I've seen stick stuff that's got better animation than what anyone else can seem to do. There's a diffrence between a good animator and a good artist people. (and no, I'm not saying that all stick stuff is better, most of it IS crap... but make sure to look at it still, there is some good stuff in some of them)


Logans-StalkerLogans-Stalker

Rated 0 / 5 stars

....

Hrm... stickdeath... interesting...


GreenWeaselGreenWeasel

Rated 4 / 5 stars

What the hell is this?!

Funny shit man! Even though I like stick movies, I laughed my ass off! And to those who think this guy should see XIAOXIAO, fuck you. This was made long before that stuff was uploaded, if you didn't bother to read the origin dates.


RyanAnRyanAn

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

heh

K-ill the sticks!

Ryan


MJ646MJ646

Rated 3 / 5 stars

uhhh yea....

you should check out Xiao Xiao but not 4. it was good 4 a quick laugh though


soppyandtastelesssoppyandtasteless

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

haha

that was hilarious. u pretty much contradicted yourself by making a crappy flash in protest to crappy flash's, but it was funny nonetheless. that guy looked like steven segal.


Vahnatai-XVahnatai-X

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Brain-dead

I hardly think you are one to be talking about "talentless portal flash". Please do better with your next one - it'd be hard not to.


Edward9876Edward9876

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL!! funny!!!

Man, this flash is awesome! I must've watched it 50 times! This is just so funny!! I LOVE IT!!!!


Insane-FanInsane-Fan

Rated 3 / 5 stars

HA HA HA HA HA

im a dig fan of stickdeath and i dont want to see an end to it.

but man that was FUNNY!!


Fgan-TanFgan-Tan

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

funny

well, you made your point pretty clear that stickmen are gay but still like stick figures. Any way, your movie is a lot better than some of the anti stickmen movies.(yours is a hella lot smoother)


karr420karr420

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

HAHAHA

That was Hilarious!


joeneatojoeneato

Rated 5 / 5 stars

...

"MERE WORDS CANNOT ADEQUATLY DESCRIBE THE WAY I'M FEELING."

You, sir, are a genious. The single greatest artist in all of history. And if you think I'm kidding you can shove your moniter up your ass.


kouhjirokouhjiro

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

.......?

i dont get it... -_-


DYNAKYRISDYNAKYRIS

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

YES.

It's short!

It's to the point!

It's brutally true!

It W I N S!!!!!! >D


GuruDragonGuruDragon

Rated 1 / 5 stars

I strongly disagree...

made out of Boredom and "Anger", "talentless"..

I am don't care if you hate stick figures, it doesn't affect me. But when you call an animation with stick figures in it.."talentless".. you offend me. 1. some people work hard on stick figure movies, like any other full-embodyment animation. 2. Animators usually use stick figures as a base, to discourage them may courupt their chances of entertaining people or even YOU.

Its fine to hate stick figures, not everyone is the same, but think before you call something "talentless" when there might have been effort involved.

If I offended YOU, or made you mad, I apologize. But all the same, think before you type.
-Guru D.


panchanpanchan

Rated 1 / 5 stars

that was a meaningless movie.

i happen to like stick movies and at least they put their minds to what they make but the movie was just ...well...meaningless.


Unknown-SlayerUnknown-Slayer

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

....what where you thinking?

This was vary bad, stick animation will be around forever, no ones just going to quit makeing sticks, some of the best movies are made in sticks, im giving you a 1 because you have some balls to put that shit up there.


GolemrockBallsGolemrockBalls

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

yuck

Dude you diss fat people blah I only got one thing to day about this peice of shit
Yum Yum eat um up


kunimitsu-killerEXkunimitsu-killerEX

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Shut Up.

Wow, and i thought i sucked.I happen to be a stickanimator and this is by far the least offensive and worst animated anti-stick movie yet.


crypt-keepercrypt-keeper

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ironic

its ironic that you chose to make a talentless movie to protest talentless movies


MasterBrianMasterBrian

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Haha very funny

Lovely, I actually liked it, considering that it was made in 2000. Back then the tools used to make these, well, sucked.


ZaNiAcZaNiAc

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

BAD

Just bad...

by the way what does stickmen taste like?


SimkissSimkiss

Rated 0 / 5 stars

What

have you got against stick movies?

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=98730


Pyschotic-manPyschotic-man

Rated 5 / 5 stars

holy fuck that was awsome!

hahhaa son of a bitch htat was awsome best movie all night!i might jsut have 2 kill u know so u can't make ne thing better then that. that is not getting blamd as long as i'm here


cantthinkofnamecantthinkofname

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Pretty fuckin clever...

DarkLogicOrg calling someone talentless is is like Hitler calling Gahndi a douche bag. And is that supposed to be a man or woman?


SakabatousaiSakabatousai

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Stick figures are drawn better than this.

AT least people who do stick figures actually have talent. It really is too bad you can't rate lower. :p


ZeekyboogydoogZeekyboogydoog

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Hm

This isn't discouraging any stick figure animators... It makes them laugh at your cheap attempt at discouraging them...


yme1yme1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CyberneticoCybernetico

Rated 5 / 5 stars

gg Next map will be de_dust

this movie rocks and it's ture too stick figures are made with lines that move back and forth,my first time ever in the program flash i made a movie with sitck figures and i looks great because they take no effort.....yeah there fun to watch but just stop alrdy


KWAS71KCKKWAS71KCK

Rated 2 / 5 stars

ok

well, that was quite the odd movie, but it was still funny at the end.


milecolemanmilecoleman

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

"talentless stick films"?

some of the stick films are MUCH better than this.


eVaNGeLiSmeVaNGeLiSm

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Just like..

..the review said, great for a quick laugh.


Crimson-NovaCrimson-Nova

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

short...

... I did like it though. Funny how the guy just shakes his head and then proceeds to chomp the stickman. I'm not too sure what the guy says before he eats the stickdude, kinda sounds like Homer. Good for a quick laugh. Nice work...


ViceProVicePro

Rated 3 / 5 stars

funny

funny, but short, can't here the voices.

Talentless...
that's right, Xiao Xiao is talentless.


Movielover3Movielover3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good.

It's funny. Oh, and crimson-nova, he said "what the heck is this!" before he eats the stick man.


Setra-KakanSetra-Kakan

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Hn

Okay it was kinda funny, but it was also talentless which makes you a hypocrite.


Mr-KillMr-Kill

Rated 0 / 5 stars

hmmmmm...

i liked the part with the stick movie......:)


RiLKRiLK

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

...

i must say, this made me laugh. and me, being a big fan of stick movies. heh, he ate the stick man!


Retarded-GerbilRetarded-Gerbil

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Its alright...I guess

It was alright but not that good. Didnt really make any sense.


VentarVentar

Rated 3 / 5 stars

not bad

It was way too short,but did you meant it to be that short?


im-a-anitmator-tooim-a-anitmator-too

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

lol

hahahhaha that was funny


thesmartguythesmartguy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHATTHEHELLISTHIS!!!!!!!

that's so frickin funny! i watch it over and over again i just like the pissed off dude in the end! excellent if u want to just laugh period.


jarl-aslundjarl-aslund

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hahahahaha

that was so f*ckin fun


MegaZerpMegaZerp

Rated 1 / 5 stars

crappy

sorry but it sucks it was funny but i like stick ppl they cool well at least its funny


X-FiledX-Filed

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

it was ok

I think you mean, 'No more crap stick movies'. If you do, I agree. About half of the stick movies I've seen are poorly animated and are usually blammed (this doesn't include the Xiao Xiao series, the Killing Spree series or any other stick movies that are rated high). Good look for the future.


ManthalionManthalion

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It's good and very funny!

It's very funny with excelent graphics! keep it up!!!


jumbo-boijumbo-boi

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

...

I gave it good induividual ratings, but the concept was pretty stupid. What's wrong with sticks?


VinnyyVinnyy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That made no sense at all!

This film did not make any sense at all! How the hell did that fat ass man just took that stickman out from the TV or box , and then just ate him ? It didnt make any sense at all , so im not gonna give it any points.


michaelrockukmichaelrockuk

Rated 0 / 5 stars

complete nonsense

this made absolutely no sense to me at all


jeffreybrbjeffreybrb

Rated 1 / 5 stars

uhmmmmm

well, 1. it is short 2. stick movies are funny 3. use more stick guys,
i dont have other reason thats why i give it 2


kenblkenbl

Rated 0 / 5 stars

sorry for being an asshole but its needed ^^

Your really gonna get it. I love stickmen... In fact a stickman is like the bones of a humanoid figure! And of all the characters, The stickman is my hero ^^ I actually make animations at can't really say the site dot com cause I love 'em. their funny and silly... If I just had a flash I'd make stick movies here at newgrounds too.

Oh and why'd the fat guy ate the stickman?
And wtf is up with the author comments?


IsthisusernametakenIsthisusernametaken

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FUNNY!

This is the most funny most random thing i have ever seen! Keep up the good work.


xiaoxiao101xiaoxiao101

Rated 0 / 5 stars

srry about being a jerk, but,

man! what the heck? stickmen are awsome! keep that to yourself. you might be a hater, but some people in newgrounds like them. so keep those movies and comments about stickmen to yourself, bub.


ruler86ruler86

Rated 0 / 5 stars

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PORE STICKMAN!! :(


TankmanSteve1TankmanSteve1

Rated 0 / 5 stars

i agree with xiao

this is NOT funny. even though it's random, it's not funny. Even random stuff is funny. this is a load of crap. keep all of this to yourself.


MalatharneoMalatharneo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You stick-man hater

Stickman is the heart of simple animation in NG. Keep that flash of your somewhere and not here. I like stickman, even some people like stick and some are not. If your not a fan of sticks. It's advice to keep your word and movie to your own!!!


RENNAT56RENNAT56

Rated 0 / 5 stars

ohh....

Not funny at all it suck its all about a fat guy say retard stuff.


wolfdawg125wolfdawg125

Rated 0 / 5 stars

if there were no stickmen...

id have made no flash animations.


AFlashFreakAFlashFreak

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Wow

He's a fatass.


maximax-2maximax-2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

not cool..

not cool at all!...i watched stick videos since i was 2,3,4 i loved them...and
u just crush'em....:/ not cool >:(

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