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Castlevania Dir. Cut 2

rated 2.54 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Dec 1, 2000 | 3:37 AM EST
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Author Comments

Something I threw together real quick, so don't even bother saying "your other ones are better" no shit.....



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I feel bad for not being more familiar with the "Castlevania" games. I don't understand these humping guys. They probably are in the game. The sprite work was quite nice. I don't even remember the original. He made so many of these!

It works fine as something really quick. I guess it doesn't hold up that well. Then again, sprites just aren't popular anymore. The music was good. This was just okay for me.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not A Bad Short

The sprite uses for this flash were really well done although it took me a while to figure out whether it was Castlevania I or II: Simon's Quest but I have them both so whatever. It was kind of funny comedy at the end there with those jumping humpers and the music use from the flash was nicely done and a nice replay use of the audio for the death game over screen in Castlevania. It was nice quality and had Ok sense of timing considering you threw it together quick.

You could make it even more funny with some dialogue or better sound effects at least to keep the viewer into it more. There's a large chance of them being expressionless as it's not even all about the stairs like is presumed to the viewer. Also it needed some more to it to have a replay effect.

Not bad for a major Castlevania fan to watch and have a small laugh but to short or simple to actually have a replay effect or enjoy it to the maximum.

-TY Reviews


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Damn humpers!

They annoy the hell out of me every time I play Castlevania! I especially hate those birds that drop them from the sky! This was funny, though. Short, but hilarious! One of the first Castlevania flashes I remember seeing on Newgrounds. It's still great! XD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


the 2 most annying emane in castlevania 1 is dath with the floting sief around the skeern

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

They just raped him

Poor simon belmont :(

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