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Jan 27, 2003 | 10:50 AM EST
  • Daily 5th Place January 27, 2003

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Author Comments

I had originally posted this game during the fall of 2000, but it was never submitted via the Portal. I want to submit it this way so that it is easier for users to find in association with my user account.

This game was inspired by the Republican National Convention, which came to Philly in 2000. We saw the police beat up on a lot of relatively peaceful protestors during that time, so this game is basically a mockery of the whole mess.

I was playing around with my digital camera a lot at the time, so you'll see all my friends in here. The game was featured in Philly's "City Paper", whos staff appreciated my use of their newspaper dispenser along the sidewalk. :)

Fun power-up items include a machine gun and bombs (which can even blow up the cars!).



Rated 2 / 5 stars

Okay, but the problem was that if I so much as moved my curser a half a centimeter from the road, I'd lose control. The cars take up half the road and spontaneously appear, giving me no time to react.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Heh heh

Nostalgic humor for the win.

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


too much sayings of hell no we wont go.crappy controls.sorry.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Yeah i bet hundreds are with me, but this brings up memories of when i was very young. Makes me feel nostalgic

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


hell no we wont go. hell no we wont go. hell no we wont go. epic funniness

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