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Jason Wears a Monocle

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The last ever CabbageClock movie.

IT'S BACK! IT'S BACK! THE ORIGINAL NEWGROUNDS JASON MOVIE! THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL!

There's a party going down at Jason's crib...and he's invited all his friends!

You fools can't keep it blammed forever! HAAHAHAHAHAHAA I WIN!

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Must you always rip on Jason???!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!

WHAT did Jason do to you? This is nowhere close to funny. Jason kills people he doesn't throw parties. That's not the Jason I know. The real Jason is cool and powerful not gay and stupid. You've not only pissed me off but have offended me because I'm a huge fan of Jason.

CabbageClock responds:

This is Jason's party, and if you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT.

One wild party

I was there, it was awesome. Things were going great until Jason brought out the cake and started to cut everyone a slice. We had to rush him to the hospital to get the fucking knife out.... Ruined the rest of the evening. Of course Jason didn't start a scene, even though his hand was in halves. Oh no, he just calmly moved to the door with us and told everyone else to enjoy the party. What a champ!

CabbageClock responds:

Remember when we went to see him at the hospital? Man, that was a bloodbath, but those hot nurses loved it.

I like the game engine.

The fact that each direction you move the mouse in causes a different dance move proves that you didn't just throw this together. (Or maybe you did.)

And for everyone who is wondering what the song is, it's an instrumental version of the song Walk Like An Egyptian. I'm too lazy to look up the artist.

CabbageClock responds:

What are you talking about? This is Jason wearing a Monocle.

fun as usual!

whats the name of the backround music?

CabbageClock responds:

"Jason Listens To Music" by The Chicken Teeth

that was gay kinda funny

but gay...... hold the tab key

CabbageClock responds:

HOLD YOUR OWN DAMN TAB KEY!

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Jan 26, 2003
12:47 PM EST