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Jan 23, 2003 | 2:05 AM EST

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    TMNT Spoofs and tributes of the heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

Author Comments

This is a parody of the intro to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I love TMNT.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

dude, fucking high larry us

I would've peed mi self if I had a full bladder, but I don't so, its all good.
I am also a big fan of the original turtles, having grown up with them and gone through the phase of picking a favorite one and trying to dress up like him on halloween.
Anyway, funny funny stuff.
I also like the serious series you have going on there, I like how you took in to effect what would happen if they aged and wise Splinter wasn't there to guide them like he used to, great stuff.
By the way how do spell "turtoise"?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahahahahahh...... man, that was so freakin funny

that was awesome! funny as shit


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was fucking funny

omg how leo bleeds and don likes the weed and ralph scores while mike sucks HAHAHAHAHA you are great


Rated 5 / 5 stars


OMG!! That was hillarious!

"Leonardo bleeds, Donatello likes tha weed. Raphael scores with chicks, Michaelangelo loves that dick"

LMAO!! Too funny!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

laughed my ass off

Dammit man. You are hilarious. Your turtle stuff is great. Keep it up.