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Jan 22, 2003 | 1:53 AM EST
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If you get stuck someplace, just take your time and look around REALLY carefully. it helps to move your mouse slow when lookin for objects to pick up.



Rated 5 / 5 stars February 7, 2003

Here's what i thought.

I have played this so many times that Johnny Rocketfingers has become my new idol. I am now trying to be like him in every way. Just yesterday i swore at a lady in the pub and told her to "suck it" and SHE DID! I think im becoming suppier as we speak! My next goal is to find some woman wanting me to rescue her kid so i can screw her over too! Best Action Ever! Well Im off to sleep at a bar somewhere where i can dream about throwing cats at bouncers.
Oh Vastcool, keep up the good work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 7, 2003



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Rated 5 / 5 stars February 7, 2003

That shit is tuff

DAMN that was fucking hot


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 7, 2003


i know ya probably wont respond 2 this but it wud be really great if u do!! i just wanted 2 know how u learned hot 2 do all of that?! cause i know 4 sure that u couldnt of done that without some sort of training...and i also wanted 2 know if there was anyway 2 get the key?? anyway this has 2 be the most well done movie of the LOT!! its been a great pleasure watching and hope 2 see more of these in the future!


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2003

You are my god.

Best anything ever. It should be the world's best movie. Or at least number one of the top fifty on Newgrounds. The graphics were exactly as they should be and obviously deserve a ten. Nothing else could have compared, and anybody who says otherwise is stupid. PLEASE make an entire series of these.