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Jan 22, 2003 | 1:53 AM EST
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Let me bring you bigger, better and longer projects. Help by throwing a pledge at my kickstarter for "Johnny Rocketfingers 3," an extremely ambitious 2D Adventure Game that really needs your support.

Help me and a future team of artists make the nuttiest, craziest most mind bendiest adventure game you have ever played topped off with movie-quality frame by frame animation and artwork that will leave the crotch of your pants visibly soaked.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


No wonder its the best thing on newgrounds! it fuckin rox! that was a very cool game, i wanna see another 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i thought that girl would look the same as the pic, very funny! good choice of music, some smooth animation, and some cool game play! all we want to know is...will there be a johnny rocketfingers 2? How bout calling it, Sex, Bitches and a whole lotta Johnny! LOL


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Here's what i thought.

I have played this so many times that Johnny Rocketfingers has become my new idol. I am now trying to be like him in every way. Just yesterday i swore at a lady in the pub and told her to "suck it" and SHE DID! I think im becoming suppier as we speak! My next goal is to find some woman wanting me to rescue her kid so i can screw her over too! Best Action Ever! Well Im off to sleep at a bar somewhere where i can dream about throwing cats at bouncers.
Oh Vastcool, keep up the good work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That shit is tuff

DAMN that was fucking hot