I like hardcore techno. I think it rocks. If you like dirty, fast, distorted hits and harsh, abrasive noises like me then try your hand at my big-breasted noise terror DJ machine. If not then try it anyway because it contains a sample by Doris Day.
Good timing is a must to make this throw down. If it just seems like noise then use it to drive your parents/neighbors crazy.
Have fun. Resume shopping and avoid panic buying.