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Eulogy For 'An Anti-Clock Lesson'

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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

01-13-03 – 04-27-11

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Reviews


gmmafgmmaf

Rated 3 / 5 stars

about the clocks

i'm not one of the anti-clock
i love clocks
but this movie sucks...
not the graphics or the style, but because of this blown head man
its not proper to view such an horrer movie..


cykotiqcykotiq

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

H.M.S.S.G.E.S.S.U.P. ?

Well, this movie wasn't too great. It doesn't seem like a lot of effort went into it. You are trying to make a point, I'm afraid it's not going to work for a lot of people. I agree whole heartedly with your disclaimer though. And I think (no, I KNOW) that you can do better than this.


olskooolskoo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a vaulable lesson

this should be a afterschool special


Jor-DeAtHpREzZJor-DeAtHpREzZ

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I Allways vote 5 on clocks!!!

Hell yeah!!! this movie is goooooooooooooooood!!!
and SAAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEEETTTT!!!!


TubsTubs

Rated 4 / 5 stars

coo

where did you get the video of that guy's head exploding?


LagroLagro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yet another classic movie by Archon Clock ^_^

secksay, i loved the exploding head!

this is even better than the penis song!


EmomonEmomon

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I di\ont vote that wouldnt be fair but

I VOTE LOW ON CLOCK MOVIES COZ THEY MOYTLY JSUT SHOW ONE FUCKIG LETTER OR ARE ONLY ABUOT OTHERE CLOCK MOVIES THAT ALSO SUCK. Think about it Id hate this movie if i didnt know what its about. then again... i Do hate it allready Oh well


DeeJaySunDeeJaySun

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great !!!

You wanted to tell the people to vote depending on the quality of the work and not who made it. This was a great way to impact the viewers ! And all of you other viewers... follow the advice or you'll have to face the consequences !!!


BerserkerBerserker

Rated 4 / 5 stars

So true, so true . . .

I'm not a clock- I'm neutral. You're right that clock movies are sometimes bad, other times works of art. I myself am neither clock-supporter or clock-hater, but I do give movies a fair chance. I must say however that I do appreciate the rare brand of humor the clocks have brought to Newgrounds. As for your movie, I liked it, but I voted low on the sound because the echoing made the dialog a little hard to follow, but then again, that's why the subtitles were there, so I didn't review too harshly. Keep up the good work!


AnsalonAnsalon

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yuck

Wow that was quite an example
I hate to see what the portal will look like when all those heads explode...Ewwww
nice little movie :)


incanusincanus

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Dear God

This is vulgar. Nothing like heads exploding. :)........... the only interesting thing about the whole thing is the exploding head. The sound was also decent... except for the widely used clock talking sound... the misspellings are horrendous... It wasn't really all that funny... It could be considered hateful... but other than that... I'm not sure... uhh.. keep it up.


MurdoinkMurdoink

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hahahaha!

Nice movie, it makes me laugh a lot, good job.


KenkenifKenkenif

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hmmmmm.......

although i am against clocks this was a funny movie :) but why does a ANTI-clock have a clock voice? anyway....its was fun but short...and i dont vote 0 on all clock movies...only the bad ones...


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny Fucker aren't you :))

Pizzaclock sez Hi, you're teh wo0t King!!@


Claire-RedfieldClaire-Redfield

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That looked painful...

This must be the first Clock movie I've actually laughed at. Keep it up, Archon!


KeesCopyrightKeesCopyright

Rated 3 / 5 stars

what the fuck??

where did you get that explodig head guy?? sick movie best clock movie ive seen so far...


McNastyMealMcNastyMeal

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol, nothing wrong with this at all

except for the echo on the voice for archon clock
it got on my nerves
but still
a grade A movie my man


CTTcrew-MrBlueCTTcrew-MrBlue

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

SICK BASTARD!

THAT WAS FUCKIN DISGUSTING WHEN THAT GUYS HEAD EXPLODES.
I LIKE CLOCK MOVIES AND USALLY SUPPORT THEM BUT Tat was fuckin unessesry!!
sorry but for that ZERO


DWARFINATORclockDWARFINATORclock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahahahah

pop goes the weasel


KevioKevio

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hmmm

A good movie but clock movies generally suck asshole, just so u know.


ElfereElfere

Rated 4 / 5 stars

clock?

Good way to explain yourself. i don't log on newgrounds to be up to date about what this whole clock thing is about thou, and vegtibles, but i certainly would't let that get in the way if it was a good movie,


EZ3EZ3

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

sure blindly voting 0 is bad but...

look at the two anti-anti-clock movies on the portal right now. They have a really high score for something that just states some points and really has limited animation. It has come to my attention that some clock biasly vote 5 on all clock movies. Isn't that just as bad?


XxShadowmanxXXxShadowmanxX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really cool!

OMG! THIS IS A GOOD LOSSEON! ^^ ARCHON CLOCK RULZ! AND THE HEAD BLOEW UP COOL AS WELL! L8ER !


MrUpYoursHomieMrUpYoursHomie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

yO!

wE SHOULD ALL LEARN A LEASON FORM DIS CLCOK CERW MOVIES ATRE GOOOOD!


IVIad-IVIan3001IVIad-IVIan3001

Rated 5 / 5 stars

1337

i dont care u bez dissen the 1337 l-l4><OrZ like myself but that be teh 1337ness.. rox on fellow l-l4><OrZ


CrazyJLunatikCrazyJLunatik

Rated 0 / 5 stars

....... what the fuck

NO ONE LIKES YOU DAMN CLOCKS AS I SAID B$ I HATE YUR MOVIES. THE ONLY LESSON I LEARN IS THAT I HATE YOU N I WILL LEVER LIKE OR JOIN YOUR GAY CLOCK SHIT I MEAN CLOCKS WTF. AND Y DO YOU HIDE YOUR VOICES YOU DAMN PUSSY"S CAUSE YOUR SCARED FREAKS WHO WILL GET JUMPED THATS Y CAUSE NONE LIKES U!!!!!!


BiggskooBiggskoo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

&lt;3

I don't have to worry about my head exploding!

{{Archon}}


ProfessorBootyProfessorBooty

Rated 4 / 5 stars

well done grasshopper

Even for a clock
The top notch animation
Begs for an 8 score


Dark-SerpentDark-Serpent

Rated 1 / 5 stars

despite the exploding head ....

I still think this movie was kinda lame, for starters it was very hard to understand the speech in this movie, the spelling was no help in decifering what was being said. However the graphics showed promise and the head explosion was pretty cool. On the note I encourage you to keep trying.


AngryGamerAngryGamer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I laughed so hard that i cried. Three times.

That was quite good.
Though it is apparently an indication of my age that i recognise the exploding-head-man is from Scanners.
Or perhaps merely my pechant for violent movies.
Either way, that didn't suck, and moreover, it made me cry with laughter, so i voted 5.
Not much else to say, just don't run the joke into the ground.


PainbringerPainbringer

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good message...

I know what you clocks are going through. It funny how a few inexperienced Clocks can ruin the reputation of the entire Clock Crew.

Just yesterday I checked out your site and read all the relevant lit. From what I read your existance depends on Flash skills and the respect of us Newgrounders. Without the support of us the entire Clock Crew would collapse.

If Newground were divided into three parts then the Clock Crew would be the light side, Blam Club the dark side and the rest in between.

Even though I can never live up to clock standards I give you my support. You have every right to be here!


babyswipebabyswipe

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ahh

pls tell me that was from a troma movie or something :P or at least if that was somebody gettin their head shot forreal :)


KuruptCuzzKuruptCuzz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice...

this movie was better than tha other dumb ass clock movie cuz they are fruits but ur's is nice.. im anti-clock but ill give u a 4 cuz ur's was different


CrolissCroliss

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

This is a first

A clock movie that is actually funny rather than annoying.


RyanAnRyanAn

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

heh

I like the message you are saying. It was sort of funny also.

Ryan


CheeseCheese

Rated 4 / 5 stars

EXCELLANT!

yea it was pretty well done
and funny
i enjoyed it


KicksmileKicksmile

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good...(head's intact right?)

God have mercy where did you get that clip from.
Clock crew gets old but this adds a new angle


DannySpaceDannySpace

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wellz...

Hellz Yeah Negro!

Mez Lovez SCANNERZ !!!!!!!!!! =)


SchiesterSpearSchiesterSpear

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fricking good

well, despite the fact that I think that a good 90% of clock crew movies are worthless shit, I must say I was very impressed with this one, it was excellent and something of a good quality I hope to see more of.


CherimoyaClockCherimoyaClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FIFEN!!!

Awesome movie, Archon!! Your skills are far away from Terrans limits, you are a good example of a Protoss clock. {{{Archon}}}


Syko666Syko666

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice.I'm giving this a 5...

That movie clip was from "Bad Taste" a pretty good movie with a few other nicely shot head explosion's.And this was also funny!The way you made fun of that anti-clock guy was hilarious.Anyway's,keep up the good work.


StormwardenStormwarden

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very nice.

This gets a five from me. Watch before you vote, folks. The clocks do make some decent flash, you just need to know how to find them. Good work, ArchonClock. Make more of this quality.


FireFox41FireFox41

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Woot to the clocks

I love that archon clock thing that ya made it was great. And the exploding head, ya know who could go wrong with that?

Keep it up, everyone in the clock crew!


Mercenary5000Mercenary5000

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I was eating when that head went boom

But otherwise pretty damn cool.


BigBadABigBadA

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy sh*t!

That shocked the hell out of me! ROFL hahahaaha pretty funny!


TheSickEmpireTheSickEmpire

Rated 3 / 5 stars

archons are from starcraft

oh well


mutedtempestmutedtempest

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was great

And I fully agree with the point you made...I just cannot understand the immaturity of some people who review Clock movies. Yes, some are bad, but the good ones make up for them by far. I liked this, very well done.

Muted Tempest


Cloud-ClockCloud-Clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

GREAT@!!!111

It was great and it put out a good point. i voted 5...not just cause im a clock but because it was good and funny TEE HEE

metallballclock-


NekroEntertainmentsNekroEntertainments

Rated 0 / 5 stars

hehe

6uhg

even tho i h8 cl0cks , i didnt minde thish moove.
vewry guud


Vampire-ClockVampire-Clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

FIFEN!

Oh woah, i hope it shows all those anti-clock losers a lesson, grrrrr... such dumb asses. half of my reviews for my movie go somthing like this: "i lukd it but ur in da clock crew so fuk u it SUKKKKED!!! BLAMM!!!!!" maybe you'll open their eyes.

btw the last guy that reviewed was just too stupid for words.... :/


DoobeyDoctorDoobeyDoctor

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hmm

these fuckin anti anti clock movies are annoying to hell. and is that guy's head really exploding in the movie? because looking at the flash blood on the wall and teh carnage in the movie it looks real. thats messed up y0


Majin-WilderMajin-Wilder

Rated 4 / 5 stars

...

wat a mes...
ho wil cleen this mes up???
not me !!!!


WormulusWormulus

Rated 3 / 5 stars

One Question

I hate the clockcrew on principle - however, this was very, very funny - if a little stale.

How on Earth do you make the sounds? I NEED to know - please tell me.

yours,

Wormulus


BrahminKingBrahminKing

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Point made!

I agree with you about the whole voting 0 cuz the movie is made by the clock crew. Honestly I dont get why ppl bitch about your movies. Great chunkage btw.


crash-punk-worldcrash-punk-world

Rated 5 / 5 stars

heh

i decided to vote 10 on ALL because i used to vote crappy on clock movies, and i'm making up for it, what kinda speech softwares do u use? i want one!!!


Dean89Dean89

Rated 0 / 5 stars

SIK

your gay crew is sik ur try ing to make us vote you gd you suk come on put effort in it this is even gayyer than the B movie u did i hope clock crew rots in hell after that movie re-ply to my e-mail CUNTS (and any one else)
dean_brittian@msn.com


RoleModel9999RoleModel9999

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

heh

that was a weird ass movie man...


STRiKeRs-g0g3t4STRiKeRs-g0g3t4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOL

One Word: LOL!


XwaynecoltXXwaynecoltX

Rated 2 / 5 stars

((( HMMMMMMM )))

Wel well, ok ill admit its a decent msg, the art was decent, but sorry that robot voice is just so funny, not bad on the film...

~X~


The-TollerThe-Toller

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That guy's head just exploded...BOOM!!

Kinda fun movie. Not as good as your other two movies but it was still fun. I really like the voice, it really sounds like a mix between a archon and a clock. BTW Where did you get the exploding head from?


Darth-JiiDarth-Jii

Rated 3 / 5 stars

You got the head from ogrish.com?

Well well well...hmm, this is one of those movies that are difficult to review without getting the author screaming "Fuck you!!!1" at me.What can I say?People suck.I personally don't think the clockmovies suck, just the clocks.And like everyone else propably asked, did you get that exploding head from ogrish.com?

Yours truly.Dj


Kr0n0Kr0n0

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Can i eat him?

Make another, Of a Soldier... Who's getting his head Sawed off :D.

Nice movie Eheh, This is Ub34 1337 Eheh.

Remember this,

I.. Am.. Birdboy! .........

P.S, I like to eat...


AvocadoClockAvocadoClock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hehe...

Relatively short, funny, and with a point. =P


iSwitcHiiSwitcHi

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I give this a thumb up!

Nice work, and me wants to become clock. These guys wanna be you, so since they can't, they call you teh ghay rsx0rp0v3jif84! or something. anyways, nice movie, i'll give it a 4/5 rating.


BoltgunBoltgun

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice work, psyker !

I've learned a lot with this movie, I discovered the effect of an implosing head.

Review the movies right, if you don't like clocks at all, then there is lots of non-clocks movies, so go watch them. Or your head will implose... or explose.


ArcherclockArcherclock

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice

Pretty cool, but the echo was annoying. How did you manage to ge that head implosion?


RandyBPRandyBP

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I don't care

I ready know all the clock crew movies that the clocks make already gets protected so I vote 2(lowest vote to save).

Anyways,I am a ANTI-Clock and a question:
WHAT'S UP WITH THE TALKING???????????????????????
I've been hearing this with clock crew movies.
and this movie was crappy


Professor-DullProfessor-Dull

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL

That was great, I used to have the animated gif of that exploding head, but I lost it :(


SlimphattySlimphatty

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Great, now let me teach you a lesson...........

how did the clock craze start up anyway? I dont get it. They are clocks for fuck sake. how is it that they have human like qualities and how can they: talk, move, see, hear, and do many other things when they have no physical features needed to do any of these things? THEY ARE CLOCKS FOR GODS SAKES!!! THE ONLY THING A CLOCK CAN DO IS GO TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!

And another thing; why do such good animators join a gang of losers who just bitch to everyone about how their movie they had spent a month on is blammed? Well i'll tell you why.
"IT'S BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES CLOCKS AND THE HEAD LEADERS OF THE CREW ARE GAY AND WHEN YOU JOIN THEIR SIDE BY JUST THINKING OF ANY RANDOM FOOD AND INCLUDING THE WORD "CLOCK" AT THE END,(ex Potato clock) AND MAKING IT YOUR USERNAME, EVERYONE WILL JUDGE YOU AND SAY THAT YOU ARE A HORRID FLASH ANIMATOR.


Evil-SpiritEvil-Spirit

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I Hath Learned A Valauble Lesson.

I Learned 2 Things:
1: Never Vote Zero
On CC Movies Without Viewing.
(Though I've Never
Really Done That A Lot! ^_^)
2: Never, Ever Tell
Archon Clock His Movies
Are Stupid Without Seeing Them,
Or He May Blow Your Head Up.
P.S. My Clock-Alter-Ego Is DrPepperClock.


TheDarkKeeperTheDarkKeeper

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have no problems with the clock crew

(Hides voice with computer speech program) I do not vote until I see a flash. However, I shall not be told my rule by a spectral whos stomach is nothing but a clock. Later. ( Turns off CSP)


DanathDanath

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Why?

Why even give people that only blam clock movies so much attention, then again, I can't ever complain about getting a chance to watch a head explode, its EXplode people, not IMplode, explode means outward, implode mean inward, heh...

-Live by the sword, die by the woman


AnpuAnpu

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Humorous

I can understand the frustration how having someone bash your work without any real reason. When it comes to Clocks I neither hate them nor love them, but having that head explode was priceless.


InciticIncitic

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I love the clocks!

I love the clocks and all their movies.

Your right i dont know why people just hate clocks, i mean they dont create crap flash like 'B' but great stuff like the void and the portal.

Heh i like the idea of an archon of star-craft as a clock too.


MaskOfIcarusMaskOfIcarus

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

On the point

Just watch it before you try to blam it.


Brown-WolfBrown-Wolf

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Important message is...

The important message in this film is that everybody should take their time to whatch the film before they blam it! If it needs to get blammed, it's because of poor sound, humor, graphics-- not because it's a clock movie!


AnarchyDeathAnarchyDeath

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was fuckin cool

this sort of movie is what originally made newgrounds famous. Oh and where do I get the speech program? Are you guys working on macs?


MuroKhanMuroKhan

Rated 2 / 5 stars

an interesting way to get your point across

but... arent you kind of sinking to the Anti-Clock's level by making such flashes as these?


Lord-Bob6875Lord-Bob6875

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Thats what I have been saying all along

Finaly someone who knows what they are talking about. Don't vote low because its a clock movie don't vote high because its a clock movie just watch it and vote accordingly.

Just my two cents


Sukotto42Sukotto42

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

TEH M0VI3 R0XX0R

I just started coming to Newgrounds a little while back, and happened to catch some finely animated stuff about this thing called the Clock Crew. I had no clue what it was about, but I saw more and more and got the hang of it. It seems like it really creates a sense of community among the members. And, of course, in all communities, there are always those that decide to make fun of a certain group for no apparent reason.
Some info:
1. I can't animate flash for shit, and will not attempt to.
2. I am not a part of said "clock crew".
3. I thought "B" was an absolute stroke of artistic genius. Simple, yet refined. (times new roman, baby...it's all about serif fonts)
4. If it's got good animation and an interesting hook, I'm up for it.
5. Granted, some members of the Clock Crew aren't that great at flash animation, however, I'm not one to judge. I can only say that in comparison to the really good ones out there. Refer to #1.
6. And, finally, there are many more non-clock crew movies out there that need to be removed from the portal before people try to blam clock crew movies that they don't even watch.

Great flash, Archon! Let's keep that damn good animation rollin!!


Mr-E-S-StrangerMr-E-S-Stranger

Rated 5 / 5 stars

If only it were that easy.

Most clock flash that I've seen has been pretty good (with the exception of Tricky)! I don't know what some of these people have up their ass. Blamming a movie just cause a clock made it is like booing a sports team just because the star player is black! Its fucking senseless.


MisterCMisterC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA

stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it you fuckin anti-clock bastards!!!


IZLUDE-TINGELIZLUDE-TINGEL

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Heh, this gives me an Idea!

A blowing up head, thats a PERFECT idea (goes not to work on a flash)


ryce-Clockryce-Clock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good

this flash is very well animated, and has a good message, Archon Clock, you rule! As for all you anti-clock bitches, Fuck all of you!


sephlimsephlim

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice!

This is what newgrounds needs! EXPLODING HEADS! Did you use the narrator program cause I have that, or is it the coolspeech program? Danke for the great movie, Archon!


Insanitie101Insanitie101

Rated 5 / 5 stars

... ouch ...

My head almost exploded trying to follow wtf that anti-clock guy was saying. That looked pretty painful. But behind all of it there was a good message, I never vote on something unless I've seen it. Go Clocks!


lord-veloslord-velos

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That was great! Nice message!

Thank you for making this flash! I see soo many wanta be clocks stealing or making up "insert any name here clock" and blamming the HELL outta other good flashes because the flashs are not clock based.

I also see others that are very anti-clock giving zeros and blam-ing good clock based movies.

I so agree with what you have said! I wish others would do as per your suggestions.


Vash-in-a-Red-CoatVash-in-a-Red-Coat

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Eeww

Was that real?! The horror X)-(X .......B!
Actually it was very good ^_^


SiireniasSiirenias

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I've . . .

I've seen that disclaimer before, I'm sure of it!

O_o

Aside, that was beautiful. I don't like people who prejudge then never check it out anyway.

Then again, people are like that. They don't like it when facts get in the way of their answers to life.

Oh, and the voice was lovely. Where DO you find a program that talks anymore, anyway? I remember the old DOS ones...those were fun times indeed.


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Ahaha

Clocks suck....that's all i have to say. But at least you guys recognize that alot of people don't like you. As for the animation, meh. It was ok i suppose, but this score is way too high for a movie that barely has anything moving. I mean 3.42? Wow.


griff-dogggriff-dogg

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

ROFL

you know, that guy remeinded me of Dr. Phil, i guess it's because of the expodeing head.


GlompmongerGlompmonger

Rated 4 / 5 stars

KA-BOOM BABY!

That was freakin hilarious man, even though I saw that exploding head animation in Fvck Shit Piss


n00b-l0s3rn00b-l0s3r

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You have a good point

Clocks will reign supreme in the Portal and StrawberryClock will hold true position higher than "King of t3h Portal", go Clock Crew! I support you in the name of B!


xockxock

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice

nice one.

i cant figure out why people hate us. i guess we just gotta roll with the punches. heh, funny that weve never really "fought back". too much open arms. but was funny.

-Sodaclock

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