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Jesus in... The MATRIX

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Dec 29, 2002 | 12:54 PM EST

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Yes yes, i know. Before i say anything, constructive criticism please, dont just say you suck balls. I know i suck balls, i dont need you to tell me. There WILL be a part 2, however if you flame me constantly, i wont be inclined to put ANY effort into it as opposed to the oodles of effort i put into this one. Part 2 will be the intense cleverly animated battle scenes with guns, gore, violence, cursing, and gay jokes.

Since many of my reviews seem to revolve around you fucking suck i hope you die or something of the ilk, ive decide to not only continue making me movies but to make Pt. 2 anyway just to piss you off. In addition id like to say that i have had sex with each and everyone of of your girlfriends/wives, the people i'm talking to know who they are. They were great but you wouldnt know as i know for a fact they dont let you touch them. Good day.

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marleyabcdmarleyabcd

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Could be better.

Fix the audio and the animation, other than that it would be good.



NickDaMan0NickDaMan0

Rated 1 / 5 stars

A bit bad, no offense.

Don't mean to offend you, but it really isn't that great.

Graphics: You should try practicing with flash a bit more, get in the hang of it.

Style: This is off. I don't understand the beginning at all.

Sound: I understand you have a shitty, craptacular mic and recorder, so do I. Therefore, I'm giving mercy on this.

Violence: Not that much violence. Should work on some of that, it's what pumps the teenage blood.

Interactivity: This isn't a game, obviously. This isn't going against the overall.

Humor: Some were funny, and some were just plain gay. Try figuring out more good jokes.

BTW, before you go cussing your ass of at me and going all "WAI DONT U MAKE A MOOVIE AND I JUDGE", I'm only being a hard critic so you can identify your mistakes and improve them. If you were to make a sequel, and sharpened up this before you started making it, it would be getting more 7-8s instead of 0-5s.



XwaynecoltXXwaynecoltX

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

((( ENTERTAINING )))

~~REVIEW~~
Haha well i did find this somewhat entertaining, the artwork and backrounds could use more effort such and shading and detail, aswell as some smoother animation, i like the idea, and could be much better, hope to see more sometime...

~~THINGS TO IMPROVE ON~~
More effort on the art, and better animation...

~~OVERALL~~
Funny and entertaining, but could use more effort...

~X~



bazookajaynebazookajayne

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ok...

Well....I like the idea....but the graphics aren't very good....I did like the bullet though.....



beatbox1beatbox1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

very good

i liked yor little metal gear solid parody
Keep up the good work