Eulogy For: I Can't Drive
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
12/25/02 – 02/28/08
The big dance is just around the corner and PoinDexter needs a date! He finally musters enough courage to ask out Sally, but things go totally wrong!
Thats where Wesley Willis (talented rock n roll superstar) steps in! But little does he know that there's DANGER around the corner! Join Wesley, E.T., an unrelenting robotic businessman and other friends on this wacky adventure!
Great movie... i enjoyed it! Alot of things in there, WTG -David
ok let me get this straight the guy tries to ask the fine girl out. then the fighting gold and silver robot things come out and knocks out the guy but then the gold's head hets choped off. then the guy with the spinning head comes out. and then theyre on the highway and the milk truck's driver dies and becomes a silver robot. then the gold comes back to life. and tries to kill the fat guy. and the guys talkin bout fuckin some slut in the ass. then pimp regan comes in the guys house. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh screw this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
This movie is totally wasted... It is funny to watch and everything, even though it's artist may not be the best, but I think he made a decent effort and put much of his time in it. Though, it is funny to watch... Things don't make sense in it, but hell, it's already better than most of the shit that can be found on the portal... Keep up the good work, and try to work out your sound synchronisation with the graphics... I don't know who the fat black guy was, but, hell, he was kinda cool...
this movie has no sound. im giving you a 3 just cuz you tried.
well it was good animation, better than a lot of crap on here..but it didnt make any sense..and dont try and tell me im missing something because this was just a bunch of random images and stuff..it would have been better if there was a story...but maybe thats the point...i dont know
whatever
It started off well, and was pretty funny, but it just kind of carried on into a frenzy of craziness. But if that was what you were going for, then you accomplished it. Not bad
This is genius!
Who else didn't follow that?
Anyways, Uh well. That was THE most pointless, but quite well made flash ive seen so far. If there is a link to "pointless flash" this should be in it. Good job with the animation though
this was pointless crap with good songs but otherwise totally pointless just pointless!!!we never knew if he asked her our or not dude..total bummer!
The graphics sucked, the sound sucked, the whole thing sucks - and was like totally boring.
You like this movie....
Is the second time here.... and i remember: "I CAN´T DRIVE 2"... Man... try another thing!
That was pretty left-field, man. But in a good way. I like it when people make more messed up movies than me. great graphics with the 18 wheeler, F-18, and Ronald Reagan! But man, what a goofy movie! Yay!
What the fuck was this about. Horrible music which any record company should be ashamed to have put out. A story line that goes horribly wrong real fast. You only get a 5 because it was not another shitty stick cartoon. And I can tell some effort was put into this.
but it ROCKS! no plot, no direction, total chaos! AWESOME!
5/5
What the fuck was that man? Trying to go for originality? You failed big time buddy...
I agree with pretty much everyone below me... There's no thought to this movie, no actual driving force... Just random drawings of a story that started out like some romance novel, turned into Terminator 2, and then was thrown into a music video... Let's put this out into the air for people who don't know me: I hate songs that I can't understand/hear the WORDS the artist is singing, which is a good half of what this 'song's jibberish was to me.
This movie was hilarious. Part of what made it so funny was its chaos.
Listen to the music. Wesley Willis is crazy. This is the right match for it.
I dont know why people are suddenly hung up about this thing having no story. Like 95% of the junk on Newgrounds has any kind of plot.
Rock on.
this deserves a much better score. alot of time and effort must have been put into this.
well done.
dude ur da shiz man... da stuff dat happens in da movie is so fuckin random as hell but its hilarious... is dat like some terminator parody u did wid da gold colored robot dude? its funny man
i love this movie!
ur awesome man im givin u a 5 for dis
This deserves a 5 by eevryone. If you don't give this a 5, you are admitting that you are a lame ass piece of dung. That was the best thing I have seen on Newgrounds in weeks. Anything involving Wesley Willis is Grade A pure Genius.
but i will give it this, it did it really badly.
I can't belive that one, you obviously spent a lot of time on it for it to be that large, yet it sucked a big one. The sound was the worst part of it all. I better not have that chorus line stuck in my head EVER. Bad idea, dude.
what the fuck happend.. right there.. after about 1 min into the movie... it started of great... cute and fun.. then BLAM! SHIT!
and BLAM IS WHAT I WILL DO!
that was so amazingly good
what to think i didn't like it i couldn't finish watching it sorry:(
well a very strange combination of characters, and music...a very long long flash movie...like "misbhavin666" said...i couldn't finish watching it!!
I'm not giving you a bad review just because I hate any flash movie you've presented on newgrounds(well, actually yeah), but because of your goddamn lack of originality, graphics or explanation to your plot imitates the talent of a fucking 7 year old child.
I've seen more quality entertainment from a dog with seizure problems
keep up the 'good work'
Holy shit.. I felt like i was missin out on something. It was all goin fine in the start then all hell broke loose and it was just fucked up.
this is pretty fucked up right here. what in god's name is this piece of shit. i cant beleive i just wasted my time watching this. it was so fucking long. and it was the biggest, lameist piece of shit ever. never ever submit another thing to newgrounds again. i hate you and i hope you die in a CAR accident because YOU cant fucking drive jackass. this was a piece of dog shit.
nice man, westley willis. haha. but it kinda shitty. it was going good till it started jumping around, then i just got lost and shut it off
It was pretty funny...I liked the music. But it was really weird. it sorta...uh...sucked. Yea.
Im sorry man. I love wesley willis and all. But this fuckin thing made no sense. There was really no story at all. Music was good but thats it.
This is the most awesome intense thing at newgrounds! Wesley is the best man who ever lived! Rock over London! Rock over Chicago! Wheaties! Breakfast of Champions!
This, was the most incredible video I have seen in a while. Dont let these idiots tell you this is stupid, because I can you assure you, this was not an animation, it was a work of art. Every event flowed seemlessly in a wonderful story line that payed off with explosions and lots of action, linied with the masterful Wesley Willis singing his ass off! In closing let me simply say, "You really wupped a llama's ass with a belt!"
it was good but did he ever ask her to the dance it got a little werid but you just have to pay attention to what is going on good movie
its a very cool movie, keep that way man
The song was ok, the animation was to. Couldent find the point though. If you going to do movie parodies, you should pick good movies.
that was the greatest thing ive ever seen
wesley willis is the shit,and you are the shit for doing a flash for him. r.i.p wes
Well i dont know what to say after watching what i just did, i thought that title seemed alittle misleading at the beggining as it seemed as though the nerd was just trying to ask the cute girl out but then you rocked me with the rest of the flash movie and i really dont know how to work it all out, i mean there was alot of action involving that big guy, the two statues that were like the bad guy in terminator 2 and ET. I thought that the choice of songs you used were really strange and you really did dip into ever aspect of music with them. Overall although your graphics werent the best and the lack of voice acting made this really hard to follow i thought that you filled it full of enough action to please any flash fan.
~HJ~
(Hamy_jamy isn't even suppose to be here today)
great video ,man. for all you who dont know who wesley willis is, hes the greatest musician ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
