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Dec 19, 2002 | 1:01 PM EST
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This is the first installment of what is likely to be a long series.

The Atomic Bar will take popular 'Bar Jokes' and interpret them in a brand new way, with clocks at their favorite watering hole.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

oooook, that was wierd

it was alright at first but it got dirty toward the end, im working on a zorro parrady that has low bad lanuege, and no nudity or crappy jokes like purple penis


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Purple Penis!

Lol! Couldn't stop laughing at pinkpear clock. She sounds like a little girl....dirty. lol. But I thought this was brilliant. Seen other clock films, and none of them impressed me like this one did! Thank you for the miracle that is a beer drinking a beer!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was hilarious the "purple penis my ass"


Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's a great clock movie. clocks rock. clockhaters suck ass!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Hey i loved this but i think having human voices and making them flow like normmal speech would make it a little better. but overall great work!