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Chainsaw the Children

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rated 3.96 / 5 stars
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Uploaded
Dec 3, 2002 | 6:11 PM EST
  • Daily Feature December 4, 2002

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Author Comments

Hooray!

Programming by Tom Fulp of Newgrounds!

Art by synj.

===Well, this game was under development and we never quite finished it. Oh well. Maybe we will one day hehe

DIRECTIONS:
* Tap A to swing your blade, hold A to hold out your blade.

* You can cut down trees as well as juggle children by holding out your saw. How many times can you juggle a child?

* Cut down trees completely to look for gasoline.

* Get style points by doing fancy crap! (IE. Juggling in the air, then slicing them in half as they come back down)

Reviews


REALFormidableFoeREALFormidableFoe

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Frankly... I Didn't Like It

Now I understand Flash animation and especially programming is very difficult, but SynJ made a name for itself with 'Alien Hominid'. Unfortunately, this is a sad afterword to an excellent game.

- The animation is very boring. The saw isn't very detailed at all. The characters are very very plain and un-textured.

- The sound sucked. It was all sound effects of the chainsaw. I wanted a music soundtrack and bloody screaming.

- The idea of the game is just plain dumb. I guess to some the idea of a big guy running around chainsawing small blocks (that don't even RESEMBLE children) is funny. I didn't find it so.

Suggestions :

~ There should be weapon selections... shotgun, handgun, chainsaw, nail gun, whatever...

~ Include more sounds!

~ More characters and bosses.

~ In general more detail... more than just trees... better characters.

Sorry to the folks at SynJ and anyone else involved with this but I really don't think it deserves the 4.30 it has... to be real I don't think it deserves more than a 2.50

However, because you guys are known for great Flash, people probably vote without playing and vote high when they do. If anyone else made a game like this it would get a very low score.

=+= Jon =+=


People find this review helpful!

AnOriginalFuckAnOriginalFuck

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

This game totally rocks. Hilarious....i love killing little pink guys that run away from me....genius, just genius.



Montag-uefMontag-uef

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUDE THIS FUCKING ROCKS

Well I LOVE THIS GAME



KurothotKurothot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was so good

hey that was great what better way to relive stress by chopping up trees and children. any ways i love the work of synj and tom. there stuff is great. anyway play the game cause it rocks.



Black-DragonBlack-Dragon

Rated 5 / 5 stars

sweet ass game

but it got boring quickly and u shouldve made different levels