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Oct 25, 2000 | 11:16 PM EDT

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Tom asked me to move this so here it is... my very first attempt at a flash game. Remember it's almost a year and 1/2 old... it's pretty primitive by recent portal standards.

Reviews


Daedo-The-MofoDaedo-The-Mofo

Rated 1 / 5 stars September 18, 2011

Very poor

This barely qualifies as a game the way it works out. All you end up doing is pushing the fire button on a gun when the is a target to shoot and it shoots the target. You then move on rails to the next target, where the whole experience happens again.

The BIG problem with this is that it takes far too long to reach the gameplay portion of the game. Long slow plodding walls of text slowly zooming in or not are not exciting in the least, doubly so when the audio accompanying the text sounds so bad.

This game needs a much zippier start, a quick explanation of what is going on and then right into the action. And if the action was even just static creens where you were able to aim at your targets it would be an improvement over the current set up.



videoJoevideoJoe

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars September 23, 2006

I did not know that NG started in the ice age

I was quite sure at least illiterate peasants founded it in the 1600s.
This is an simple game.. a game only a neanderthal could truly enjoy!



alextang86alextang86

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars January 7, 2002

total crap

you press a button and watch an automic bomb go over magazine cut outs of cities, the beginngin is slow as hell 2



insanemonkeyflakesinsanemonkeyflakes

Rated 0 / 5 stars January 3, 2004

Horrible

I really wish you would have revised this thing. This is a pretty bad game (and I don't mean good). BBC issues have relevance to people like me who have followed new grounds since the beginning. This account is new but I was always on newgrounds, I just had no reason to sign up. I think you need to go back to work on this. First is sound. Ditch the metal, find a longer loop. Sound issue resolved. Update the graphics, just repolish them. graphics done. Now this is where this gets ugly. You really need to work on interactivity if you want to justify calling this a game. Why can I beat this game with 5 mouse clicks? And why does it take almost 900 Kb to load those 5 mouse clicks? You need to make it longer and add some skill, any skill level to the game. Gameplay done. But leave the ending, it was the beacon of light in a dismal dungeon.



MaRMiTeMaRMiTe

Rated 0 / 5 stars February 2, 2003

didnt even load

i downloaded it using save target as after it wouldnt start and it still didnt work. so if the spinning nuclear waste sign is meant to be the flash program then im sorry but this is worth 0. the sound just annoys the hell out of me. dunno whats wrong with it but just get it fixed.