Eulogy For: I am a Teenage Robot

(Score at Death: 2.13/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

10/25/00 – 07/05/09


Submitted by JeremyLokken with the following comments:

Roger notices a ship that has crashed on his home planet. He explores the ship to find what caused the crash.

This is old, don't watch it.

Score: 7
EviLGoD

"crazy"

date: October 25, 2000

this was wackness


Score: 0
saintsnsinners

"this bites"

date: October 26, 2000

what the hell is this crap? i come to newgrounds to be entertained, not subjected to crap like this. if that were the case i'd get a job working in a sewer.


Score: 7
Spastic-Bob

"This is whacked..."

date: November 9, 2000

But it's still good.


Score: 7
Kikiyoshi

"jeremy is one fucked up genius"

date: January 4, 2001

i thought it was good.

how could you not resist the down syndrome stint. that was funny!!!

also i am i love with robots.

heck i design them.


Score: 6
ZombieZero666

"kinda funny"

date: January 14, 2001

um, the 'relieving frustration part was pretty damn funny, but that was it, and it need more lyrics!


Score: 5
bigwalt

"nice song"

date: January 23, 2001

The graphics were alright but I loved the song you used. Where did you get it? The music from Das Boot was excellent and the blending of techno and it made it sound better. I would love to know where you found it. Drop me a line and let me know at bloodman_supreme@go.com. Keep up the good work.


Score: 8
xvllvx

"."

by: xvllvx
date: January 28, 2001

I was a teen-age robot.


Score: 9
Ultracity

"I don't know why..."

date: February 15, 2001

...but I love this. I think you should've stayed the Mudman Clan, it's just so much more creative than Rainbow Animations; and creativity is what makes you guys great. Keep confusing people


Score: 9
the-drewski

"i musta seen this.. 12 times now?"

date: February 22, 2001

i watch this like a couple times every month.. i don't know what it is, or why i keep coming back to it. Oh, i love how on the restart button it's like "play that motherfucker one more time" in the robot voice.. thats funny!


Score: 0
JUNKYARD-DOG

"What the fuck where you inhaling?!"

date: March 22, 2001

This is the crappiest thing I have ever seen! The animation sucked horribly! Why would you think that people like to hear "I AM A TEENAGE ROBOT" speak over and over and over again in a horrible TTS program?! Keep making stuff like sloth and stop making stuff like this.


Score: 4
ViniTheHat

"omfg"

date: March 30, 2001

that was so boring, i cried


Score: 4
NeverSeenBlue

"dude..."

date: April 9, 2001

I know you can do better than that! Cuz I've seen the reading rainbow series, and that kicked ass!


Score: 10
Sebulba

"HAHA!! GREAT!!"

date: September 25, 2001

Fuck what everyone else says, its so funny and quirky, i love it! You so have to make an interactive really long one about him learning about himself A.I. style and defeating that weird down syndrome monster. I fuckin wet myself over that relieving frustration part, the whole thing is brilliant, no one would have thought of some of those things, like that monster that gives you down syndrome, i am not dissin people with down syndrome but it was pretty funny when his face goes all spaz. GOOD WORK!


Score: 1
MI4-REAL-2001

"kick it mr dj man"

date: October 14, 2001

This movie flat out sucked.
I mean nothing went together well at all.


Score: 10
DouglyDoRight

"excellent work!"

date: October 30, 2001

another great production!!

www.VeganOutre ach.org


Score: 6
Seneau

"Were you on crack when you made this?"

by: Seneau
date: January 5, 2002

This was a very odd movie. To begin with, he looked like a blond haired Ernie, and he talked like my 92-year old dying great grandmother. I am guessing that you were using a Text-to-Speech program to make this, but it was so bad that I couldn't hear what he was saying. The plot, if you could call it that, was very hackneyed. The robot's being a teenager had little to do with the movie. He could have been an old man and it wouldn't have made any difference. I can't believe I wasted all that time downloading this 500 megacrud file. Shame on the person who recommended this. Shame on you for making it. Oh yeah, the naked robot was also really gross looking.


Score: 10
sidTech

"i was once a teenage robot"

date: March 3, 2002

and i loved this...

it was original...totally...it was something different...


Score: 8
fiona19

"cute"

date: December 20, 2002

this movie is great and it can be improed! hey mind looking in my profile! (joke) and you could make a sequel of this


Score: 10
FuckingRetard

"A favourite of the old NG days"

date: January 11, 2003

It's been a really long time since I last saw that video, but it's still as it was quite a few years ago - my favourite!


Score: 6
Lord-Krauser

"Huh?!"

date: April 28, 2003

What the hell was that?! It didn't make too much sense and the robot didn't have to repeat himself too much, but it was pretty funny actually.


Score: 10
kkkman500

"what the fuck"

date: August 30, 2003

what the fuck kill all nigs blacks and africa


Score: 6
captain-zar

"there be unkle fuckers 1 review back"

date: August 31, 2003

please ignore the KKK cock sucker one review back, he sorta loves it when his uncle molests him. good movie though, recomended that ya watch it if you like the weirdest of things...

BURN BANANA BURN!!!


Score: 0
Stealth-Monkey

"Down Syndrome VIRUS?"

date: September 2, 2003

HEY Butthead! MY best friend has down syndrome and for your pathetic ignorant mind, down syndrome is a condition where you have I believe an extra chromosome. Of course idiots like you still think the world is flat.

DOWN SYNDROME IS NOT A VIRUS YOU NUCK FARTER

I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU A ZER0 FOR CALLING DOWN SYNDROME A VIRUS!!!


Score: 0
SenatariusXXX

"That sucked"

date: September 2, 2003

I gave you a ten on humor because i thought that was funny how retarded that was.


Score: 0
rawer

"THIS FUCKING SUCKED!"

by: rawer
date: October 13, 2003

you REALLY need to work on your movies, not just this one... ALL of them...


Score: 6
Money-is-Cool

"lol"

date: October 20, 2003

it made no sense... but who cares?! lmao


Score: 10
2of4

"Nice!"

by: 2of4
date: October 20, 2003

Nice but it didnt make much sense, and Monkey is cool, kiss my white ass


Score: 0
TheCrook

"."

date: November 1, 2003

OK we know you are a teenaged robot SHUTUP ALL READY


Score: 4
sharkbutt

"k that was strange..."

date: November 23, 2003

...no extra comment


Score: 5
thehutch86

"What Was The Point"

date: January 23, 2004

I like a lot of your flash movies, but I really didn't like this one. It really didn't have a theme. But overall it had a good plot, but it could have had more to do after he met the Alien Robot. I dunno. Keep up the good stuff and work on these ones.


Score: 1
Shadowriter

"Bah"

date: February 17, 2004

I guess the graphics were okay, but the song was terrible. There really was no plot to this crap. It wasn't funny, at all. Nor was it interesting. I couldn't even finish it, right around the part about the naked robot girl and the stupid looking robot with hair looking out the window.


Score: 3
twitchingrat

"Ouch."

date: May 27, 2004

I'm sure the concept sounded good in theory, but the execution of it seems to be pretty bad. It's a good song, but not with the extra soudns you tried to mix into it; those didn't flow with it at all. Also, down syndrom is a genetic condition, not a virus.


Score: 1
kyo-daisuke

"............................................"

date: May 28, 2004

weird....


Score: 2
the-goblin-tinker

"ok..."

date: June 9, 2004

a bollocks ending to a bollocks cartoon
i dont wanna be harsh but that sucked...


Score: 2
BlackWulf

"What the fuck was that.."

date: June 19, 2004

Ok..im just gonna say the worst thing, why would a ROBOT be effected by DSV? god damn..


Score: 4
Crazed-Dude

"Not really going to ask...."

date: August 30, 2004

Yeah. >_>


Score: 6
silverlynx

"..."

date: September 15, 2004

i don't get it...


Score: 2
hippie-joe

"caught out downs syndrome style"

date: September 15, 2004

damn, harsh but funny, as long as you dont like downys!


Score: 3
Big-pimpmonster102

"........?<(><)>?"

date: September 16, 2004

uh...wtf? was that...the only good part is the music....u can do better than this...


Score: 10
mario-n-luigi

"What the hell????"

date: September 19, 2004

Dude this is very sucky i know you can do better because i saw your john kerry in vietnam hahaha awsome..


Score: 7
ltcookiepants

"horrible!"

date: November 26, 2004

Im glad that he put his pants on before he went outside. I am also glad that the alien was ok, and willing to join his sexy dancy party already in progress.

ps. keep using the android voices...... its a dieing art form that these young whipper snappers just dont understand. make it so!


Score: 5
Diddy

"It was alright"

by: Diddy
date: January 29, 2005

The android voices were good - keep it up :D


Score: 3
TheLyron

"This movie sucked."

date: February 4, 2005

Just sucked.


Score: 4
Toxicsnafu

"hmmm"

date: February 4, 2005

acid trip?


Score: 10
BadWeather

"lmao"

date: March 17, 2005

probably the gratest most odd and funny thing i've seen this week... good job, i can't stop laughing.


Score: 2
Wildarms18

"um..."

date: April 22, 2005

Where are people getting horrible ideas from? I don't know how you do it but it looks like you are trying to torture us. I can understand if an artist makes one or two bad flashes, but all of your submissions are horrible. Please pick new hobbies, because you seem to have no intelligence or good ideas. That down syndrom thing was stupid, and that jack-off thing wasn't even funny, and the android voices were horrible. Please think about something before you submit.


Score: 1
agent-felix

"that was stupid..."

date: May 17, 2005

your other works are so good... why leave this up.. thiis is crap.


Score: 1
cyphor

"..."

by: cyphor
date: July 22, 2005

wtf.
i should have taken your advise.


Score: 0
Ammo

"That was Just Shit!"

by: Ammo
date: August 22, 2005

Omfg you Ars please learn how to make flashes!!! Ufn


Score: 0
sebbie

"wth"

by: sebbie
date: January 1, 2006

that was just stupid trhere was just a robot going "i am a teenage roibot" y couldnt it be "i am a teenage robot fear me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" o yer theres no point


Score: 0
mr-poopypants

"gaaaaaaay"

date: September 17, 2006

that was the most gayest thing i have ever seen, and yes i have gone to marti gras. i gave it a 1 humor cuz the jacking off thing was funny


Score: 0
mrdeath1

"WTF!111111111"

date: March 2, 2007

That was ïnkreabably ©®@Þ wtf was the point it was gap as ... death taking a shit on a toddler then taping it i dont have any good constructive critisisem but make a plot a storyline better graphics at least some ehumer and stop that gay singing u got the voice of steven hawking u duck-dipshit


Score: 8
AnimeGameMaster

"Hmmmmm"

date: April 1, 2008

For some reason.... I enjoyed this O_o lmao
Ima Teenage Robot
Running anti virus program xD
xP