If you were sorry you would not have posted this.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Boris is a Russian man who lives in Norway. He has his own hard bass band that also sometimes plays black and thrash metal.
OK look this character is meant to be a parody of oc characters.
If you were sorry you would not have posted this.