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The Chernobyl Cigarette Anthem

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Surgeon General Tobbakov and the Mutant sentient boxes of cigarettes sing the glorious commercial jingle for a really horrible cigarette company.

Music by Blaine Selkirk.

Blaine can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLBv...
https://www.fiverr.com/gopageguy

And here are the Lyrics for the weak.

When life is hard, and you need break,
No break, you still work like dog!
Be loyal Transfatylvanian Soviet
And Smoke Chernobyl Cigatrette!

Cigarrete bad, say healthy nerd
Don’t trust Them, they lying turd!
Trust Surgeon General Tobbakov’s will
Smoke his brand or you be kill!

Leader Grunt endorses brand
It reduce his stress
It help him think of decent show
When he slit Little Pony neck!

Smoke one, smoke five, smoke even ten
Smoke 50 pack a day
Surgeon General has enough tar in lung
To pave super highway!

Cigarette have no side effect
No downside when inhale
The 4,000 people that die of radiation
Is just fairy tale!

So when you stressed and need relief
This do not forget
You get electrode in brain if you no smoke
Chernobyl...
Chernobyl...
Chernobyl Cigarette!

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Well this was a refreshing change of pace! Your work with the puppets looked very good and the atmosphere in general was great. The song itself was hilarious in a dark way, excellent work

Another awesome submission. Really love the background work in this one, and the puppets look fantastic as always. The video effects turned out great in this one, and I think particularly the colour keying was really well done this time around. And of course, the song is A+. Great work, I love it. :)

I love puppets! And I smoke... Not proud of it.

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Uploaded
Jul 6, 2017
6:54 PM EDT
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Music Video