So I was doing some kind of game design course back in 2009 and got the assignment to do a serious educational game about the dangers of drugs.
I didn't care for it much and so this is what I ended up presenting in front of a crowd of stoic, balding men. If you 'play' this with that context in mind, you might get a chuckle out of it. They sure as heck didn't crack a smile even a single time.
NOTHING comes after the item selection screen. IT ENDS THERE. This whole thing was a complete sham put together to troll a bunch of balding middle aged men.