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Tobey Maguire

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Uploaded
May 15, 2017 | 10:26 AM EDT
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Listen to/download the song: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/tobey-maguire

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Written by: Levi Neff, Rob Salmon, BioDomeWithPaulyShor, Nik Nok, Theninjasarecoming, Anderson Helms, Blue Froman, Walrus Wraith, SexuaLobster

Lyrics: I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Toby Maguire watches me eat cream.
Tobey asks me, can he have the rest. Then he proceeds to pour it on his chest
Atop the tallest building of a cityscape scene, suspended from a construction beam
He stares into my soul, watching me as I lick the bowl
Now he's naked in my grandma's bath, i start to cry, but he just laughs
Gazing hungrily into my eyes, he removes the hair from his inner thighs.
I wake from my dream, I'm aroused and sweaty, I head for the fridge to get a big bowl ready as I
♪As I lick and work the spoon, I feel a presence in the room.♪
Hi Tobey
Hi, can i have some of that cream?
Sure, here you go
Thanks a lot!
Any time, Tobey.

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Reviews


Flames-of-InsanityFlames-of-Insanity

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I really want to know what kind of drugs you're on... and where I can get some.



Akiba356Akiba356

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This is totalbiscuit level humour



chris-the-stick2chris-the-stick2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaha!
great work as always, mr sexual lobster!

really nice drawings of tobey maguire's face/expressions/general appearance, and the protagonist was weird, yet interesting to observe.
his dream+the consequent actions in the movie were really funny, random and strange, but i liked it that all those random suggestions created a large poem that rhymed, and it focused on tobey's love for leftover cream, while the protagonist struggled with his feelings of friendship/love(?) for the elusive tobey-the-cream-eater creature...
good work, it was random, awkward, cool and funny.

keep it up!



squidwardtesticlessquidwardtesticles

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The old gods have abandoned us, all hail Sexual-Lobster! The new lord of the Newgrounds!!!


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kolbyba8kolbyba8

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was great