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Assanta's Creed

rated 3.85 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Apr 24, 2017 | 1:02 PM EDT

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This Assassin's Creed is that Nothing is True, Everything is Christmas. Santa Claus fights the naughty to serve the nice.

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Writer: Eric Moneypenny (
Voice: Nick Gligor, Heather Anne Campbell, Jon Bailey
Producer: Aaron Augenblick
Design: Yvonne Hsuan Ho
Storyboard: Yvonne Hsuan Ho
Animation: Yvonne Hsuan Ho, Joseph Altadonna, Jeremy Jusay, Keith Stack
Interns: Andrez Mendez, Irving George, Sonja Von Marensdorff, Demitria Bozas, Silver Paul



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Santa is in actuality the "patron saint of prostitutes". The amanita muscaria mushroom (fly agargic) is where we get "flying reindeer" from. They were trippin' balls man!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

RIP santa claus

instead of animus its...Exu-masu - X-Mas LOL i see what you did there

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

A cameo even with the legendary Rudolf the Red-as-blood-nosed Reindeer! What a twist to the franchise, and Christmas myth as we know it! Nice work.


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was a hilarious parody of Assassin's Creed Trailor. Loved it!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I knew it, Santa's costume is not a costume at all! It's a pyjama stained with dry blood of centuries of countless assassinations. No wonder the fat bastard could move so fast around the globe, he's a well-oiled killing machine!

I particularly enjoyed the cheerfulness of the lady's expression when she said "... and pronounced dead. You are Santa Claus!" and the Xmas tree of guts. Such a strong impression it made on me that I will probably remember it each time the game is mentioned, though I was kind of expecting a "ho ho ho, Merry Xmas" at the end.

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