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Hamster Simulator

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Simplified hamster life simulator. Any graphical user interface has been removed for the enhanced immersion.

CONTROLS: [w] [a] [s] [d] [e] / [arrow keys] [space]

Created with FlashPunk

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You needed at least SOME kind of GUI for instructions, even for something as simple as: get seeds, expel waste with [space] after all, no idea i could go slower. Disappointed in the end

I made the hamster spell out a rude word in poo. Only redeeming quality to this game.

This was a surprisingly good time waster lmao

wow this is a very bad game, so instead of playing it i will make a list about the bad things about it 1) hamster slowly (or maybe quickly) gets uncontrolable 2) hamster sometimes jumps over seeds, some of them are impossible to get 3) really needs more detail, better controls, slower speed,speed limit, actual hamster growth, and not just a picture of a hamster but atleast a one YOU made. sorry if i offend anyone but this game is a gigantic piece of shit.

Van-pl responds:

My only concern is, how were you able to come up with such detailed description, despite not playing it? Thanks for your time, all that you apparently didn't spend on playing my game!

This isn't even fun ironically. Glitchy as well.

Van-pl responds:

Well, I'm sorry to hear that this falls outside of your scope of humour. Thanks for the comment.

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Score
1.61 / 5.00

Uploaded
Feb 4, 2017
12:51 PM EST