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My Mother in Law is a Scorpion

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Dec 16, 2016 | 9:24 AM EST
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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Always a good dose of refreshingly random with these audial animations of yours! :D Wonder what it'd be like to have a Scorpion Mom hmm. Good stuff.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

I noticed in METH ORCS there is a writer listed as SCORPION MASTER, perhaps this is a personal, true story!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This could be a sitcom. Like Everyone loves Raymond... except funny and not with characters I hate. Okay nothing like Everyone loves Raymond.

"I won't ever wash my eyeballs again. 9/10"
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

pretty cool, i can see it being on adult swim one day


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I don't know what to say other than I'm probably going to get arrested for doing something after I watch this one more time. Maybe I should lay my bed...with some sad music playing because I DON'T KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW OR HEARD.