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My Mother in Law is a Scorpion

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Dec 16, 2016 | 9:24 AM EST
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One fine day
I answered the phone
It was my girlfriend inviting
Me to her home

I met her father
He cooked us a meal
It was a pleasant evening
But i began to feel

A presence, a shadow
Eyes on my neck
Her father looked nervous
I began to suspect

A secret, a lie
Someone was missing
When no one was talking
I heard a strange hissing

I felt deep down that
Something was not right
I made my excuses
I said good night

One year later
At our wedding reception
I finally uncovered
The horrible deception

My mother in law is a scorpion
My uncle fainted, my guests all fled
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
My brother is crying, the priest is dead
Woah woah

Family dinners are not fun
When you're terrified of getting stung

My mother in law is a scorpion
Did you know that scorpions don't lay eggs?
Woah woah
My mother in law is a scorpion
I said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
Woah woah



Rated 5 / 5 stars

reminds me of an wise phrase "apple doesn't fall too far from the tree" :P.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I did not know scorpions didn't lay eggs, but I did not need to be educated this much about it.
Best film ever better win the grammy awards.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I just have to wonder... what sort of influence do you go under to get inspired to make stuff like this? Cause I am starting to highly doubt creativity alone could spawn such.. bizarre..eye drawing..."creations".
A nice touch on changing your usual black outfit for the blue jumpsuit, despite the simple change, it felt like something new. I also noticed that your facial expressions and angles have improved noticeably, or if they were always there, i just noticed them.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I said she was fat, she paralyzed my leg

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

wtf - good Job - again :D