Hell's servers have frozen over, and now you need to fill out paperwork to gain entry. This is an entry for Ludum Dare, so it was written, acted, and illustrated in under 72 hours.

The music was done by Petey Pezzulo (guitars and pro tools/mixing and mastering) and Graham Lerch (the score), they are really awesome and you should support them, although they didn't give me their websites or anything so I just put their emails in the credits. The acting is by me, my sister, and my brother. We didn't have much time so you can hear where they trip up sometimes on the lines reading off of the script.

It is one of the stupidest games you will ever play. The idea is to try to get as many points as you can. There is little to no replay value. Sorry if it's offensive.

Feedback is definitely welcome. If you see a way in where it could be improved pretty quickly, I'm all ears.

If you like it, look forward to more comedy games (if this one does well at least or I get enough feedback, I'll be inspired to make more). Thank you very much for playing.

Note: This is best played on Windows or Mac in browser. It will not work on phones.