Deez.io is copyrighted by Parker Eldreth 2016. Probably not good for wee lads because this game suggests sexual content such as ejaculation, birthing, womans rights, etc. If you're reading this, nickname yourself Harambe to pay respects for our gorilla friend. Play my other games at http://parkereldreth.newgrounds.com I guess. The name of the Blue Cell (you) is whatever you nickname it. It is technically "Player". The name of the Pink Cell is "Lass". The name of the Green Cell is "Enemy".
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Wait until you are max growth. Avoid the Enemy's bullets.
When you're max growth, left click to ejaculate. Hitting a Lass with this creates a smol you and a smol lass.
Every quarter-minute you gain 1 coin. Right click to place a coin. This will lure the Lass. The Lass will naturally flee from you. The coin will also slow Lass down a bit.