Anime made me the man I am today,
I havent seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey,
I will not conform, my life-size pillow-wife keeps me warm,
Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form.
I will confront the social norms,
In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm.
The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn,
Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn.